Dancing Pickle: My friend and I just came up with this at lunch. The summary says it all, so I suppose there's nothing to explain.

Chapter 1: Rice Crispies

Naraku was sitting at the table eating breakfast alone like any other day. When he was at the store, this one box of cereal caught his eye. On the box it said "Rice Crispies" which sounded very interesting. Now, he had never eaten this cereal in his whole entire life. But boy, way he in for a surprise.

As Naraku set his cup of coffee on the table, a drop fell out into the Rice Crispies. All of a sudden, he hear a pop. Then a snap. And a crackle.

He looked all around the room to see if anyone was trying to attack him, which was surly the reason for the sound.

Then, he heard tiny voices coming from his cereal.

As he looked into his bowl, three little, elves, if you could call them that were having a concert IN HIS CEREAL.

The little elves sang, "Snap, Crackle, Pop. That's who we are…" The song went on, but, he was trying to figure out why elves were having a concert in his cereal.

He then finally spoke up. "Why are in my cereal?" he demanded.

"We appear in your bowl when ever someone pours milk into their Rice Crispies." The oldest one claimed.

"I don't care if you're here to give me the Shikon Jewel, just GET OUT OF MY CEREAL!" he said while quite irritated.

"You don't like our song?" a younger one asked.

"You will pay with your life." The youngest one added.

"Mear little elves such as yourselves could not defeat the likes of me. If you are in for an easy battle, you are sadly mistaken." He said while glaring at the three.

"Triplet powers, activate!" They screamed in union while putting three rings together.

"Form of, a giant shark!" the oldest one said.

"Form of, steam!" a younger one said.

"From of, a bucket of water!" the youngest one weakly said. "Um, fear my power?"

The older one, who transformed into a shark, tried to attack Naraku, but Naraku easily struck him with a tentacle. The one who transformed into steam, tried to land a blow, but failed miserably.

The last one standing, mustered up all his courage and tried to confront Naraku, but sadly couldn't move.

Naraku chuckled "You three were no match for me. I'll give you all five second to get out of my sight. If you are not gone by then, I will not hesitate to kill you." He declared.

The elves ran out of the kitchen, and to the next bowl of Rice Crispies. After doing so, Naraku sipped his coffee, and went back to watching TV.

These may be short chapters, but there are many cereals out there. So I'm sorry if you want longer chapters. I'll try, but I'm not sure. I'll ask for some cereals after I run out of ideas.