lmao i wrote this a long time ago. from Jasper's POV which is why he talks funny, because he's Southern. And appparently that's my impression of Southerners. um. enjoy :-)

She'd left me.

Why would she leave me?

She said she loved me; said we were meant for each other, we'd be together for eternity. Eternity seemed like a shit long time to her, though, apparently- she'd gotten bored and moved on to this new guy she'd had a vision about. His name is Alex, She'd said to us all as we sat in the dining room. We're meant to be. Of course, that was the first I'd heard of it. She'd just announced it to us all, just like that. Everyone was lookin' at me in shock- they knew I didn't know. What was I supposed to do?

I ran, of course. Walked out the house and in to the forest, then bolted the minute they couldn't see me. Then I just sat, in the middle of a forest, just waitin'.

For what?

For nothing.

Then there was that sound, the crack of a twig; I looked up, and met the gaze of a fucking huge ass vampire. Like, twice the size of Emmett. I just looked at him, didn't I, didn't react, just gave him the blankest stare I could muster, then he came over and whacked me round the head.

I went flying, hit a tree, didn't fight though. He walked over and crouched down, injected me with something. So there I was, thinking what the shit, vampires can't take injections, we're fucking stone hard for God's sake. And then, for the first time in decades, everything went black.

When I woke up, I was lying on a floor, a stone one, very comfortable. Felt like a fucking Prince. I didn't fight though, never even moved. Dunno why, but it didn't seem right. I ain't no pansy, I don't give up just like that but there was this huge part of me tellin' me I wasn't meant to fight, and I didn't. And then this same fucker came back, the big one. Literally dragged me up by my hair and pushed me through to this huge hall. So I humoured him, went with it, just let him drag me, and guess where I ended up?

On my knees in front of the fucking Volturi, that's where.

I didn't do nothin', just knelt there and watched them. Aro, the fucker, got up and made some speech about an 'experiment'. About how he wanted to reverse the change, and shit. And I was like, okay, whatever, Grandpa. You gonna kill me or what?

And then this door opens and we all turn and this other vampire walks in, almost as big as my new best mate, and he's carrying fucking Leah Clearwater in his arms.

And I was just knelt there like, fuck me sideways. And he dumps her on the floor next to me, and she's blacked out and pale as a sheet.

And I don't really know why, I just went fucking mental. Ripped both the huge ones to pieces. Course, they call in the Black Parade equivalent of sparkly vampires, and take me down. Clearwater's still lyin' there on the floor. And Aro comes down and fucking starts stroking my hair and saying all this shit like 'Just go along with it, Jasper, it's for the best.' So I start gobbin' off and they drag me back to this room and dump me in. And then they damn near throw Clearwater in, too, she lands on the floor with this huge thump, quite a noise for such a skinny girl, and rolls a bit, so I snap at them and they fuck off, probably to piece together the wankers I brought down with me. And there I was, left with this wolf who hated my guts.