Me: Hiyo! Here's my brand new fic! YAY I'M SO PROUND tears

Taylor: Get on with the story dammit!

Me: Oh yes and this is my cousin Taylor. whispers She's a real bitch.

Taylor: I reading what you're writing dumbass.

Me: GASP! You can read?

Disclaimer: None of the Kingdom Hearts or Inuyasha Characters belongs to me. At least not yet. kukuku. Aiko and Yumi belong to me though.


Scene 1 Very Bored


Taylor: Scene? Are you making a movie or something?

Me: Just shut up and enjoy the story.


Aiko: sigh…

Yumi: sigh…

Aiko: Yumi?

Yumi: Yeah?

Aiko: I'mboredI'mboredI'mbored!

Yumi: I get it I get! Jeez chika!

Aiko: Well…I no sapposed to get bored.

Yumi: Um…I know a joke.

Aiko:……A joke?

Yumi: Yeah it's really funny. Ok a waiter at a restaurant is walking by see and this customer says…..

Customer: Hey Waiter I need you to taste this soup.

Waiter: Why is there something wrong with it?

Customer: Just taste the soup.

Waiter: Is it to cold?

Customer: Just taste the soup.

Waiter: Is there a bug in it?

Customer: Just taste the soup.

Waiter: Can't you tell me what's wrong with it?

Customer: JUST TASTE THE SOUP!

Waiter: Alright alright…where's the spoon?

Customer: Aha!

crickets chirp

Aiko: …That's not funny.

Yumi: Ye-I know.

Aiko: Yumi?

Yumi: What?

Aiko: I'm BORED!

Yumi: falls over GO PLAY KINGDOM HEARTS OR SOMETHING!

Aiko: YAY! I'm coming Riku-Sama! pauses Wait.

Yumi: Eh?

Aiko: picks up random magazine It says here that karaoke is the hottest thing right now.

Yumi: Since when do you care?

Aiko: sly grin Yumi, do you know who is in town right now?

Yumi: Um…that guy you said had a sexy ass?

Aiko: YesNO! Jeez. Anyway I know for a fact that the Inuyasha Cast is here for the Sakura Con and Sora, Kairi, and Riku-Sama are living in that newly built house right behind ours.

Yumi: Wow that's ironic.

Aiko: Isn't it?

Yumi: So what's your point?

Aiko: evil grin We're gonna need a black van and two pairs of pantyhose.


Me: So whadija think?

Taylor: …You're a poor excuse for a writer.

Me: REALLY? THANK YOU!

Taylor: Idiot.

Me: Sorry this wasn't really funny. There will be later. Plz RR