A/N: Hey, people! Emma here. I am a huge fan of Kyle Gallner, and I wanted to contribute a little bit of love to him. I just wanted to do a little story to tie his characters in Jennifer's Body, A Nightmare on Elm Street, and The Haunting in Connecticut together. I know it doesn't really fit the time skips and such of the movies. Somethings won't fit together perfectly, because of ages and stuff, but hey, I tried. R&R, because nice comments get cookies and a shout-out, and flames are used to burn Freddy Krueger!
Why, WHY does this always happen to me?
"No way…"
Couldn't a guy get some, oh, I don't know… Normality in this life?
I'm about to be ripped to shreds by a hot demon chick, and I'm thinking about normality. I am a loser…
Wait; let me start at the beginning.
My birth name is Quentin Smith, although I also go by Colin Gray and Matt Campbell. To put it nicely, I am a rather… fucked up kid. I have nearly the equivalent of Multiple Personality Disorder (not to be confused with Schizophrenia), ADHD, insomnia, and I am in recovery from cancer. Fun, right?
I have dealt with all sorts of paranormal things; ghosts, a dream-infesting monster, extremely possessed houses… You know what I'm talking about. Not one of those is pleasant to deal with, either. Plus, the one time I encounter a demon, she tears me limb from limb and eats me. My life sucks.
Great, here's the pain to follow the ripped limbs. God damn that hurts!
'Your brain still works for nearly seven minutes after your heart stops beating.'