01 Ordinary Siblings
I do not own One Punch Man, just my OC.
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A perfectly normal day, for a perfectly normal city.
The chirping birds being drown out by the sound of traffic, cars honking every now and then with drivers cursing at the vehicle in front of them, people going about their own business and some panicking for being late on their schedule and lastly to make the day more normal, another earthquake or blast rattled the ground, overturning some cars, destroying infrastructure and people running and screaming about in pure chaos.
As said another normal day.
But to complete this very normal day is the usual villain/monster, proclaiming complete annihilation of humanity and then taking over the world.
Like the narration states, another perfectly normal day like any days of the week.
The purple creature (looking like a certain anime character) continued to fly around and blasting everything on it's wake, destroying building after buildings, causing those humans that are unfortunate be blasted or be buried under falling debris.
"Huaaaa! Mommy! Daddy!" a cry of helplessness came from the fortunate (or unfortunate) surviving girl, catching the attention of the unknown creature.
It stopped from its blasting spree and went closer to the wailing girl. It reach out its hand to the girl as if it was going to help her, only for its hand to mutate into claws and attack.
In a blur of movement, a caped figure swept the girl up before it gets its claws on her. The creature was shocked, that someone would have the ability or guts to do such a thing. The surprised monster look at the human who tried to interfere with its mission.
(While the two are having a stand off, the girl that the caped man saved, disappeared, going unnoticed by the two)
It was surprised to see an average looking human of all things. Nothing is note worthy on his appearance, aside from his bald head and ridiculous costume and in looks he is very much average. A blank look sat upon his face as if he doesn't really care of what the hell is currently happening.
The creature would give it to him for standing up to fight a powerful being like it, so before he dies, it would give him the honor to state who he is and it would remember it as a sign of respect to the brave human.
"Who are you?" It asked to the bald man.
The man stands up, crossing his arms "Just an average guy who is a hero for fun."
"A hero huh? What a half ass explanation." It seems to be angry at that.
"I on the other hand is created by the continuous pollution of you filthy humans! I am Vaccine man!" The newly introduced Vaccine man grounded out, as his body changes into something monstrous, unlike his humanoid antennaed form.
"Mother nature is a life form itself. But you human scums continue to eat away at her like a virus!"
The man only stared at it blankly as it grows bigger and bigger.
"I was born to end the human evil civilization! I am mother nature's wrath! And your what, just a hero for fun?! How dare you go against the nature's apostle!"
"You talk too much." The man spoke blandly, irking the monster.
"THE ONLY WAY TO END YOU HUMAN VIRUS IS TO ERADICATE ALL OF YOU!" By now the monster had grown considerably from its humanoid form, having large fangs and claws and look further more demonic, yet the jumpsuit wearing man still look at it blandly, face not giving away any indication of emotion at all.
Vaccine man took action and move closer to him, but before anything nasty could happen. The blank faced man whirred back his arms and then in one swift motion, he thrust his fist to the monster.
And the resulting outcome, is a rain of green blood, monster guts and tattered body parts. The man stayed at his punching position, face still utterly blank.
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And then a look of irritation spread across his face.
"FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!"
Another fight ended with only just one punch.
I have become too strong.The jumpsuit wearing man glared at the pieces of the giant creature from before, as if by doing so would bring the monster back to life.
"Stupid fucking monster! Getting my hopes up for nothing!" he stomp his feet childishly for a moment at the puddle of blood, but since he didn't particularly controlled his strength by that stomp, he ended up creating a crater and most importantly splashing his pants' leg some monster blood.
"Oh shit. "
Oh no, no, no, no, no, no. Shit, his sibling would probably be angry at him at this rate. His gonna get scrubbed, then bleached and then get his ass hang dried outsi--
"Oi. Watch your language." A familiar young voice interrupted the man's thought process.
Nervously, he glace at the general direction the voice is coming from, "Oh, y-your here."
The caped-baldy look across the mass destruction of building's and was greeted by the sight of a very familiar androgynous looking teenager sitting upon the rubble of debris.
They lack in the height department with tufts of black spiky hair atop their head, they have a porcelain like complexion giving them a more on feminine flair. Their eyes though, are a very fetching color brown bordering on amber (it is amber, to tell you the truth), with thick eyelashes framing them, the only set back is that they are set in a very bored gaze. The androgynous teen is wearing baggy gray sweater with the long sleeves stopping at the middle of their small hands. To complete the look, they also are also wearing baggy pants stopping below their knees and along with it are high top black re(con)verse.
"Yes, I'm here, who do you think keeps you in line in doing idiotic things?" The brunette gave him a 'duh' look.
At the notion, a vein mark appeared on his shiny head "I did not do anything stupid and I especially don't need a babysitter."
"Tell it to the last time, I'd let you alone. Remember the time when you damaged an apartment complex? Good thing it was easy enough to repair or else. So tell me, who does anything stupid?"
"That was only one time!"
"Remember the time when yo-"
"Okay, okay so it wasn't the first time! But I don't need a babysitter! Besides who's the older brother among us!"
"Ah." The teen jump off from from their pedestal leaving dust on theirwake. Amber eyes look at their brother blankly.
"So now your pulling the 'older brother card'." they spoke slowly.
"Yes, yes I am." The older one nodded his face set in all seriousness that wasn't present when he was fighting the purple creature.
"Hmmm... So what if your older, it doesn't stop you for being quite, no, stupid sometimes. I on the other hand, rarely do something stupid and most of the time it was because of you."
"Why you little-"
"Do not call me little, stupid baldy!" they immediately turn from calm to aggressive just by mentioning those words. They are quite sensitive about it.
"Who are you calling baldy 'ya midget!" And the other seems to be sensitive too by the mention of the key word.
"Grrr... Baldy."
"Midget, midget, midget, midget, midget, midget, midget, midget, midget, midget, midget, midget!"
"Baldy, baldy, baldy, baldy, baldy baldy ,baldy, baldy, baldy, baldy, baldy, baldy, baldy, baldy, baldy!"
"Grrrrr..."
"Grrrrr..."
Sparks started to fly at the two siblings, foreheads digging into each other. They stay like that for a moment until the both of them sags and sighs.
"I'm tired nii-san, can we go home now?" They yawned, eyes prickling with tears of sleepiness, then rubbing them off with both hands and looks at their older brother.
"I guess we can go, we still have some left over curry right?" They nodded.
"Then, we could just heat it for lunch then."
"Okay *yawn."
"Did you saved any lives today?"
"Yes I did. I left them in the usual place. Some should be good enough on their own and some of the heroes would probably pick them up soon. So can we go now?"
They used the universal sign of 'let me up' at the man, the man sighed but relented, he faced away from them and offered his back and the tired teen easily climb up and clamber at him like a baby koala to its mother.
"Oh, The things you made me do." The man says exasperatedly, but a smile lingers on his lips.
"What? your the older brother right? It's your duty to take care of your younger sister." Watch how they, she avoided saying the word little.
"I knew that sentence would come to bite me in the ass later."
"Haa, you shoulda known me better, Sai-nii."
"Of course."
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A/N: Hello people! And so, I decided to right my very first story on this site and I hope that my efforts would be noticed.I wouldn't go any longer on how this thing came up on my mind out of nowhere, but yeah...
Sorry for any typos, wrong grammars and the like if there are any, you could kindly point it out.
And any kind of constructive criticism is appreciated 'cause I am not an English native speaker.
Anyway bye bye and Happy New Year~
