So this is a fan fiction about Deidara and Sasori, now in this fan fic Sasori's going to be human because its hard to write puppet sex..I mean seriously wood and flesh..How? Okay anyways it's going to be an interesting story. This story is written by Forever And Always Insane(me) and NaruSasuLove (Leven A.K.A. Moo-Moo) Please do enjoy R&R. This is Highschool Fic. Beware of its Awesomeness..(NaruSasuLove does not approve of Highschool fics but we'll make her)

Disclaimer- I do not own Naruto, I only own this fuckin' story. Jesus. (And yo ass^: :^)

Chapter One;

Normal Days

Sasori's POV;

I was sitting outside watching as the clouds pass by slowly, drawing an eternal painting...I heard somebody approaching from behind me, I took my notebook I was drawing in and sat on it making sure it was well hidden, before looking back at the clouds hoping the person would just walk by so I could get back to my drawing. But to my horror I heard.

"BUT SEMPAI I DONT WANT TOO!" I could only guess who that was and who was his sempai. Tobi and Deidara the most annoying brats in my classes. I stood up making sure I picked up my notebook and pencils, so I could get away before they could pester me with their annoying-ness.

"Danna where are you going" Damn, they caught me. I just didn't understand why the youngest brat calls me Master.

"Home, to get away from you two" I sent a glare their way before noticing they were coming closer, screeching like a falcon I ran back as fast as I could to my apartment building which was only across the road.

Once I got home I looked out the window only to see none other then Tobi immatating me, I felt like bitch slapping them..Before I noticed I was throwing shoes out the window at them. Luckily one of them hit the orange masked lollipop man in the face!

While he was on the ground screaming like a little school girl(Which I'm sure he was under his mask) He took the shoe and threw it right back at me, It hit me right in the forehead 'Dammit that little shit has good mother fucking aim' "FUCKING LOLLIPOP MAN LADY MAN, GET AWAY FROM MY HOUSE STOP STALKING ME YOU FUCKING WRINKLY ASS HOMO"

"Umm..Sasori were just walking by..Plus your in our gang..And I mean..Of course hes wrinkly hes like four hundred years old but me..Of course not!" he said as he pointed towards the man rolling on the ground murmuring something..

"SURE AS HELL 'JUST WALKING BY' YOU WATCH ME SHOWER FOR FUCKS' SAKE" I yelled not knowing what he'd throw back at me

"Oh you knew about that? Why didn't you stop me then!" he shouted back causing me to close my blinds and going to bed, anyways people were starting to stare..

Around two in the morning..

I decided once they left to open up my blinds, I was staring out the window to see my old roommate Orochimaru walking by carrying a buck naked unconcious raven haired boy, 'God he is such a pervert' I thought, But now I knew that I couldn't go to sleep anymore.. EVER.

The next day(walking to school)

I was breathing in the fresh morning air hoping that this would be a nice day even though I knew it wouldn't if those two baka's were at school. I sighed, I looked around for those two before entering the main building were they held most of the classes, since I was in Math first thing today I had to come here, I walked quietly down the hallway trying not to attract any attention or else those two assholes would certainly bug me..

I saw Sakura come up to me, I wanted to avoid here but god damn it shes like some type of virus that doesn't go away until you die. "Hey Sasori-koon!" She said in a sing-song voice 'What the fuck did she want?' I asked myself I tried my hardest not to punch her the face and fucking murder her, "I heard your scream fest yesterday!" She announced loudly through out the crowd you could hear people saying "He talks?" or "He screams?" I then felt my eye twitch, I faced her and punched her as hard as I could in the face..

"Shut the fuck up you stupid bitch face, that should die a painful and lonely death oh and by the way LEAVE SASUKE-KUN ALONE! HES GETTING RAPED BY A PEDOFILE SNAKE..AND YOU DON`T CARE!" I screamed in her face before pushing through the crowd to get into my class as I was going to enter I heard someone calling "Danna!" I felt very irrtated at the moment, so I moved over to the side and hid in his fan girls. They all stared at me before giggling and muttering something that started with a `yao and ended with a i` I did a face palm..`Jeez I should stop face palming I`m going to break my nose some day`

"Sasori. I can`t go in there i`ll get killed come back out please?"

`NO THE POINT IS SO YOU CAN`T GET ME`` I yelled to him. Just then The bell went and everyone went to class leaving me half a second to run to class and sit in the corner beside the window. Sooooooo soooo far away from the terrorist nd his stalking and peeking in the showertime ..I sighed in relief, until I looked over and saw Sasuke and Naruto, the two love birds, they obviously weren`t the best to sit beside but anything was better then the brat.

When about halfway through class Kakashi sensei walked in saying something about the road of life. Not wanting to listen I lean back in my chair looking at the ceiling to see a. SPIDER FUCKING EIGHT LEGGED SPIDER STARING AT ME IT WAS EVEN HAIRY. know what I didÉ screamed. I screamed bloody blue murder "FUCK OH MY GOD HELP HELP SAVE ME A SPIDER SPIDER SPPPPPPIIIIIDDDDDEEERR" When all of a sudden it dropped right on to my unsuspecting beautiful face screaming even more when I got slapped. SLAPPED IN THE FACE. there was now smushed spider all over my face. IT WAS ON MY FACE IT WAS STILL ON MY FACE. I pannicked so muched I started to yell something sounding like " SSSSSPOSOPWEPWIE" What I meant to say was help me i`m scared to death of spiders phobias are the worst.

I looked at the person beside me by the window who had slapped me, It happened to be Deidara, He looked at me like he was going to burst out laughing..I glared at him obviously embarrased at screaming like a little girl over a tiny spider, "You look so stupid, you still have the spider squashed all over your face.." He burst out laughing, I smacked him as hard as I could only to get a questioning look coming from all my classmates, I blushed an even deeper red "I`m sorry everyone, I just have a phobia of those things.." then I left to go wash off that damned spider..DISGUSTING.

As I was washing it off in the sink when I heard someone enter the bathroom, I looked over to see who it was, my damp crimson hair flinging water at the person only to see the blonde hair and blue eyes, he grabbed some paper towl and wet it, since I obviously needed help washing it off not wanting to touch it..

He started wiping it off the silence was nice, but it felt awkward to have another guy washing my face..I whispered "Thank-you" once he was done, I could feel my face going crimson like my hair..but worse..he chuckled and left for his class before he left he looked as if he wanted to rip off my clothes and rape me..

Sorry it's short Forever And Always Insane had to go home so we had to cut this story short but trust me more chapters to come, but please do enjoy.

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