AKATSUKI CAMPFIRE NO JUTSU!!

Okay so my friend was reading my other story and she seemed to like it…
but she saw a little sketch I made of the members of the Akatsuki having a sleepover

And she told me to write a funny story about that.

So I'm getting in touch with my random side now. BE WARNED.

Warning: Major explicit language (especially from Hidan)

Disclaimer: Deidara, Sasori, Tobi, Itachi, Kisame, Hidan, Kakuzu, Zetsu, the Akatsuki leader, and that random unnamed girl all belong to Masashi Kimimoto ©

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Chapter ONE:

It was a normal quiet morning at the Akatsuki lair (a.k.a. the bat cave) when one bad ass dude awoke everyone early that morning. "Okay guys huddle up" The Akatsuki Leader (AL! XD) yelled at the other members of his evil organization. He waited for the other lazy asses to get out of their rooms and looked into the mirror next to him. "Damn, you are one sexy evil dude" he said commenting himself.

"Excuse me Leader-Sama, were you just commenting your sexiness to a mirror?" Tobi asked stupidly.

"Yeah, so what? You have a problem with that?!"

"No Sir! Tobi is a good boy!"

"Yeah my ass you're a good boy!"

"Hey shut the fuck up you two!" Hidan yelled walking down the stairs finding Tobi ducking for cover. "Why did you wake us up so damn early?"

The sleepy Deidara and Sasori walked down into the main lobby, followed by Zetsu and Kakuzu.

"Kisame is coming too. He was feeding his fish" Deidara said yawning. "Not that damn fish Bubbles again!" Kakuzu complained.

Kisame came down the stairs lazily in his fishy feet pajamas. "Uhh, Kisame? Where is Itachi?" The leader asked confused to his partner's whereabouts and why he was wearing feety pajamas.

"Oh Itachi always fixes his nails every morning, he should be here soon" he explained.

Soon after, Itachi skipped down the stairs holding his favorite teddy bear, Remington the third.

"Good morning world!" he screamed out the window. "Good morning friends!" Itachi slide down the railing.

"Look Zetsu! It's Remington! We're so happy to see you! He wuvs you!" Itachi said holding the bear in Zetsu's big green face.

"I hate you"

CHOMP

"ZETSU!! YOU ATE REMINGTON THE THIRD! YOU HIDIOUS NOODLE LOOK ALIKE MONSTER!!!"

BURP

"Nice one Zetsu" Tobi screamed all fangirl like and held up a sign with a "10" on it.

"Why is he so energetic in the morning?" Sasori said shaking his head.

"Anyways…." The leader began.

"Are mission today…is to camp out in the forest for the night!!" he squealed "Wouldn't that be fun!!" he screamed jumping up and down.

"No, not really" Sasori said

"REMINGTON!!" Itachi sobbed

"Hey wait! What do you mean I look like a noodle? What the hell are you talking about?" Zetsu yelled remembering Itachi's stupid remark.

"Does Zetsu want his elmo?" Itachi said

"No! Fuck you Itachi! I hate elmo!"

The others laughed at watching Itachi being chased down by the angry Zetsu.

"Back to business" The leader said.

"Deidara and Sasori will be in charge of the tent and blankets.
Kisame…and Itachi will be in charge of the toiletries and such.

Zetsu and Tobi will bring the food.

and finally Kakuzu and ….oh crap what's you're name again?

"HIDAN! MY NAME IS HIDAN DAMNIT!"

"Oh yeah"

"Leader-Sama, where are we camping yeah?" Deidara asked.

"Well, the backyard of course!"

"Figured"

"I'll bring the smores!" Itachi squealed as her ran by, Zetsu was right behind him.

Hehehe. Camp fire. Go boom. Deidara thought.

'Holy crap. Are you like crazy or something'

Who is this!? Deidara thought they're voices inside my head!

'It's Sasori dumb ass.'

Really? Oh hey Sasori! How's it going? Wait a minute…how are you talking to me inside of my head?

'With the power of rice'

Well that sure explains a lot.

"Well let's start camping!" The leader squealed.

"I'm getting rice" Sasori said randomly levitating away from the group.

"Fetch!" Zetsu yelled at Tobi tossing Itachi across the room.

"Wheeeee!" Itachi yelled.

"Tobi is a good boy"

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Fabulous.
I'll write some other stupid stuff later.