Arthur goes Crazy
MERLIN was sitting on Arthur's bed when he came in the room. "Merlin…" He drooled, his voice sounding crumbly and weak. "Are…Are you ok?" He asked. Arthur tilted his head, and his chin touched his chest. "I dunno, fool!" He cried. Merlin stumbled back onto the bed, stunned. Merlin knew the answer to his question was NO. "Am I wearing knickers?" Merlin frowned.
"What?"
"I am gay" Smiled Arthur. Now this, made Merlin confused. He walked to the door.
"Merlin" He said. "I order you to sexually assault me, or you can do it without hurting me. I don't mind." Merlin turned the handle and ran. He ran to Gaius and while he was running, Arthur called out after him, "WATER COOKIES!" Merlin frowned and looked back. "Wha.." He stopped at the door panting hard. "Arthur's gone crazy!"
"How? What is he saying?" Merlin panted a bit more.
"He wanted me to rape him!" Gaius frowned. How did he become this crazy? "And he shouted Water cookies!" Gaius opened his book, and searched. He stopped at a picture of a glass with a drink in it. "This might be it! Yes it is! Look, it says 'they will often say the strangest things' like these so-called water cookies, whatever they are…" He muttered. "So…" Merlin started, "He is drunk!" Gaius nodded, His mouth stretched apart.
"What's funny?" Gaius couldn't help it. He burst out laughing. Merlin started laughing too. "I don't know why I'm laughing!" He laughed. Gaius stopped laughing and pulled a serious face, and so did Merlin. "He drank too much" He explained.
"Bluuuuuuuuuuuuuuur!" Cried Arthur. Merlin ran to his room, and found him on his bed admiring his toe nails. He looked on the floor and there was a great big puddle of orange sick. Merlin got a cloth and wiped it, and Gaius went to tell the king that his son was drunk and had just thrown up. "He drank too much and now has gone crazy, but the affect will worn off soon." Gaius nodded, waiting for the proud king to reply.
"Thank you Gaius. You may now leave!" Gaius nodded again and left the court. "Damn!" shouted the king after Gaius had left. "Sh..Damn!"
A few days later and everything was fine and Arthur was good.
THE END