A/N: This was based off a writing prompt from the Tumblr blog otpprompts. I thought it'd be a good idea to pair Bayonetta and Dio Brando together in this because hey, why not? Enjoy!
"Welcome to Good Burger, home of the Good Burger! Can I take your order?"
It was the first thing Bayonetta and Dio Brando heard as they entered the small, quaint fast-food joint; it was also the first thing their server, a black guy named Ed, uttered out of his mouth.
"Yes, this is our first time eating here," Dio spoke politely and softly. "What would you recommend we get from the menu?"
"Well," Ed started. "We have the original Good Burger, the Good Burger Deluxe, the Spicy Good Burger, the Good Cheeseburger, the Great Chicken Sandwich, the Super Bacon Cheeseburger, the Good Meaty Cheeseburger, the Good Bacon Burger..."
"We'll just take two Good Burgers, darling," Bayonetta cut him off. "With fries and a shake, if you have any."
"Two Good Burgers, fries, and a shake coming right up!" He turned to a grown Korean woman behind him. "Hey, Judy! Did you hear what this woman said?"
"Sure did, Ed!" the employee yelled back. "What kind of shake, though?"
Ed diverted his attention back to the two customers. "She asked what kind of shake."
The two lovebirds looked at each other indecisively. Both of their lips were pursed in thought and their eyes slanted at each other. It took him a few seconds before either one of them had made their decision.
"Oreo-flavored," Bayonetta breathed. "That's how I like my sweets." She seductively wiggled her eyebrows at Ed, hoping he'd react immediately.
"Alright, coming right up!" Ed exclaimed, acting almost oblivious to what she'd just done.
"You did a fantastic job persuading that man, Bayonetta," Dio complimented his sexy raven-haired girlfriend. "Though I'd be more careful with the seduction tactics if I were you; we wouldn't want a wave of perverts going after us, would we?"
"Oh, not at all," Bayonetta answered while she slowly took a bite of her Good Burger and sipped a bit of her Oreo shake. "I mean, don't get me wrong. I don't mind soaking up attention when I can find it, but I only need your sexy vampire ass to remind me just how good I have it."
"Aw, shucks. You don't say, love. Well, I'll-" He suddenly stopped and sniffed around a bit.
"Something the matter, darling?"
"I sense a disturbance in the force. That must mean there's a Joestar around here."
"Want me to help you kick his ass?"
"Why not?"
"Alright, if you say so!"
The power couple then leapt into action, ready to take on their latest foe.