Kukojino Kyouko woke up with a start. She was feeling very hungry and craving for some fried chickens. She yelled to her mom, "Ayooooooo bitch gibe de chicken tendies plz!"

Her mom, who was in the process of fucking her new boyfriend Chad, asked her to go fuck herself.

Kyouko had little choice but head out. She took the stairs because she did not learn how to take the lift. Her mom tried teaching her how to take the lift but gave up after many failed attempts. The buttons always confuse her which is why she never managed to learn to take lifts.

"Fuck dayum deez sun be hawt!" She complained as she took out her welfare check. It was exactly enough for 5 pieces of chicken tendies. She swaggered down the streets mouthing her favourite fuck the police rap.

She reached Wendy's. She tried opening the door but it won't bulge. She pushed harder. Still doesn't work. Suddenly she was shoved aside by a strong man wearing a confederate flag shirt.

"It's pull, you fucking cunt. What are you doing out here anyhow, you fucking nigger bitch. Get back to your ghetto!"

Racist! Kyouko got triggered so she pictured in her mind her ancestors — Egyptian kings who wuz kangz n shiet.

This gave her courage to assault the hillbilly. She kicked him in the shin, immediately knocking him out.

"Don't try to maek de black crack, fucking white trash," she spat on him and went into the Wendy's.

"Chicken tendies, 5 plz nigger," she yelled at the top of her voice as people watched her. Suddenly she heard the revving of motorcycle engines. She looked back. Many bulky white men entered Wendy's.

"Fuckin unemployed white trash…"

Suddenly, the most muscular in the group, a man with an #AllLivesMatter tattoo and an open carry pistol came forward and asked, "who is the dumb cunt that knocked this fella out?" while pointing to the unconscious man.

Everybody pointed at Kyouko. "Fucking fags sold me out. Shiet nigger!"

The man immediately started discussing among themselves.

"What the fuck! Not a fucking nigger again, I had enough of these trash!"

"Burn that bitch and tear her welfare check!"

"Should we use the Second Amendment on her?"

As they were in heated discussion, Kyouko made for the run.

"Oh shit nigger gotta GTFO smh white people dumb shiets tryna ruin mi thug lyfe."

"Stop right there!"

The motorcycle gang started chasing after her. Good thing Kyouko had experience trespassing so she jumped over a fence easily. The motorcycle gang members were not that agile. Seeing that their target is getting away, they started to practice their rights to bear arms.

Thankfully their aim was poor so no bullets hit her. She ran for home but remembered that Chad is still there. So she headed for her gang leader Yuiz Jamal Tyrone Fuknami.

She approached the back alley. It was the sacred "Amusement turf", the main turf of her gang. She often have a gud tiem with her homies there smoking crack and extorting money and shietz. Yuiz Jamal Tyrone Fuknami, the gang leader, was notified of the racist attack and already was there.

"Yo sup nigga what da fuk happened to u?"

Yuiz Jamal Tyrone Fuknami eyed Kyouko with concern. Her homie wuz looking tired and shiet.

"Fuck damn! I git attacked by an white trash gang. They be emptying their gats on me. SMFH nigga!"

Yuiz Jamal Tyrone Fuknami tensed up. This is it, she thought, fucking racism has gone too far. She haz to bring justice for her homie. "Fuk deez an emergency. Kyouko, deploy AK-47 Akaza down street 12 to here. I be telling Yoshitnigga Chinatshit come here too."

Minutes later all 4 were in the Amusement turf.

"Fuk nigga wtf u be calling me here fo? I be fucking wif quality weed fam. Damn nigga shietz' wasted!" Chinatshit complained. However, deep down she was joyed cuz she admire Yuiz. She wanted to become Yuiz— a successful gang leader with good palate for weed.

AK-47 was more empathetic. "Shietz be going down nigga? Iz there capz i need to bust?"

Kyoko told them about what happened to her.

Everyone started raging.

"What da fuk deez white trash be fuked fking white pple shietz SMFH damn fuk i iz so mad fuk fuking #killallwhites #blacklivesmatter #wewuzkangznshiet" Chinatshit raged.

AK-47 drew out her pistol. "Yolo nigga gonna cap deez homos wif mi pistolo. Trololo!"

Yuiz facepalmed. "SMH shietz wack af fuking quit rap alr fam."

AK-47 wuz hurted. She always got the short end of the stick cos of her low swag power. Maybe she will get more respect by killing the hillbilly riders. I'll fuking be de mvp in da hood. Fuk yeah! She thought.

Yuiz went to get her collection of weapons and handed each of them a tec-9. She herself got an AR-15.

"Let's go niggaz!"

Soon they started searching for the bikers. A police car stopped them over. Yuiz said "fuk de police" so the police got out of the car and beat her up. AK-47 drew out her tec-9 and shot in the air. The police shat his pants so he went back to car.

"Shiet fam dat wuz noice gud fuking job my nigga," Yuiz said to AK-47.

It was the first time AK-47 got praised. She wuz happy n shiet so she started rapping again.

"Hez palms r sweaty, kneez wik, arms r heavy…"

"Dafaq iz dat Eminumz?"

"Fuking race traitor! Y u listen to White Trash."

"Slim Shady… kys u fuking wack fag."

AK-47 decided to keep her mouth shut.

Just then a group of bikerz approached them. They wuz chanting "Vote for Trump". They see the group and stopped. Kyouko pointed at them in alarm. It was the same group that attacked her.

"Heh, a group of jiggaboo bitches."

"What say we do to them, cletus?"

Just then, the so called Jiggaboo bitches started firing at them. 4 of them dropped dead immediately. "Holy fuk itz an assault! Time to do what our forefathers did!"

Soon the 2 groups opened fire at each other. Yuiz n gangz had more success because the hillbillies had poor aim. Soon, 10 of them were down.

The leader of the hillbillies saw that he is running out of luck. "Quick, unleash the ultimate weapon!" Another man nodded and tossed a molotov cocktail at them.

Boom! The molotov cocktail hit AK-47 in deez nutz."Ow it hurtz!" she yelled before losing consciousness. The rest of the gang fled.

"Fuk! We gotta bury de body and hide the evidence before the pigs arrive!" Chinatshit said.

Kyoko went to find helpers. She saw a Mexican pulling out weeds at the front door. He got a shovel with him.

"Ayudame, por favor?"

The Mexibro helped them dig a hole. They placed AK-47 in it.

"Sorry homie. We will never forgetti." Sobbed Kyoko.

Suddenly AK-47 woke up. She saw the ground around her and panicked. She scrambled out of her hole and aimed her pistol at the Mexican.

"Fuk u want fucking spic cunt!"

She saw her homies there too. She asked them what happened and they explained that they tried to bury her to hide the evidence.

The went back to the bloodshed. The bodies of the 10 men was still there. To not arouse suspicion they tried to make it seem like a suicide. They wrote a suicide note and put it on the ground. On it reads "We wuz gay n shietz. Some nigga called us a faggot. We wuz feeling hurt so we kms."

They left the crime scene. Justice have being served and Kyoko thanked her homies by inviting them to a chicken tendies meal. They ate like a starving child in Africa. Then they said goodbye and returned to their respective turf.

Kyoko returned home happy af. Mom was still fucking Chad but she did not give a fuck. Life iz gud.