Hey guys! So I've decided to use the cliche idea of PJO characters sending us letters! I'm going to try to focus less on the demigods, and more on the gods, satyrs, monsters, etc. (Consider this your happy 2016 present!)
Disclaimer- I wish it was mine...
~WGG
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Dear All You Unfortunately Alive Mortals,
I am absolutely disgusted with your unneeded use of the term 'What the Hades'. It is bad enough that demigods use it, you have no right too. I have heard that many of you 'fangirls' and 'fanboys' are also starting to use this term. I am trying to nicely explain to you that I don't appreciate it, but if you don't stop I WILL DRAG YOU TO AN EARLY GRAVE and make you suffer in the Fields of Punishment.
Wishing you much torture,
Hades
Lord of the Dead
Your Friend Downstairs
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Hope you like it! R&R!
-WGG