Disclaimer: I do not own Torchwood – shame though...

Set: Whilst Tosh & Owen are still with us – albeit Owen in that I'm-an-undead-zombie-guy-way!

Author's Note: Hope you enjoy, I've got other fanfics to finish as well as coursework but this just WOULD NOT GO AWAY!! So here it is... enjoy. I think I need to get my head checked...

'…' - thought (in bold and italic)

"..." - speech (normal)

Easter Egg Excitement

'I wonder what Jack was thinking when he came up with this atrocious idea!' Ianto wondered to himself as he descended the stone steps into the main Hub, making a bee-line for the kitchen to make a round of coffee. 'It might be wonderful for him but I'm the one who'll be cleaning up the mess... as always' He continued to think himself into a state until the coffee machine signalled the completion of its cycle. Sighing, he pulled himself out of his dreary thoughts and set about distributing the various coffees' throughout the Hub. Gwen's on her typically messy desk 'No change there I see' He retained from taking Jack's coffee up to his office, he knew the fifty-first century man was still in there getting into some comfortable clothes and he defiantly didn't want to disturb him. 'Not that I don't want to see him of course, I'd just never have the Hub ready in time' Leaving Jacks coffee next to his own in the kitchen Ianto set off towards his station to collect the decorations for the Hub, Jack had insisted on decorations. Sighing Ianto set about his designated task that, for once, had nothing to do with paperwork.

An hour later and Ianto was just putting up the final decoration next to Janet's cell, once again, Jacks idea. 'What am I going to do with him?' He'd no sooner thought that when a very sly Jack appeared behind him, slipping his arm around his waist and breathing softly onto his slightly exposed neck. On Jacks orders he'd left the suit for the rest of the day and was instead clad in a pair of black, hip-hugging jeans and a lovely, soft white shirt.

"You do know how much I love you right?" Jack questioned him quietly as he pulled Ianto against him, his body pressing into Ianto who was desperately struggling the urge to turn and kiss Jack senseless. 'Focus, focus... Focus Ianto Jones, you've got to hid the eggs as of yet!'

"Yes Jack, you've told me how much you love me about thousand times in the last two days, so want is it do you want exactly?" Ianto replied fighting to sound neutral but not quite succeeding 'Damn it! FOCUS!'

"I don't want anything, just wanted you to know I loved you..." Jack set about nuzzling Ianto's neck with his nose, then continued by kissing him softly and pretty soon he couldn't get enough of Ianto's neck. He was getting very carried away and Ianto was barely able to concentrate on breathing let alone anything else!

"J...Jack..." Ianto moaned dropping whatever it was in his grasp and pulling himself free of Jack's grip long enough to turn and kiss Jack back with a sudden ferocity that surprised the Captain. "I've got to hide the eggs." 'Sorry Jack, oh, I wish I could stay here and kiss you all day – and night! But I've got to work, no-one else will!' "But then we can continue this..." He smiled, his eyes twinkling mischievously before leaving Jack with whatever it was he'd dropped – and with Janet. He did a double-take when he realised what Jack had been wearing. 'Oh, I'm going to be drooling all night...'

About an hour later Ianto had completed all his jobs, including hiding the eggs that Jack had been insistent on eating, and was just making another round of coffee for the congregated team within the Hub. He'd already disposed of their original drinks, which had gone cold as they hadn't been in to drink them.

"Ianto!" Tosh gasped in shock as he turned suddenly, tray in hand to look at her. Her eyes looked about as wide as an impact crater.

"Yes Tosh?" Ianto said, a little confused as to why she was at him in that way. "Here's your coffee."

He held her mug out for her to take but she didn't respond, just continued gawping at him. He sighed and placed her mug back on the tray which he subsequently placed on the kitchen side.

Fixing Tosh with a stare worthy of his reprimanding mother Ianto said firmly "Tosh! Why on Earth are you staring at me like that!?"'It's a little bit creepy you see Tosh.'

Finally she seemed to snap out of it, "Sorry Ianto... I'm just not used to you in... well, in..."

'Ahhh, that's it' "Not used to seeing me in anything other than a suit." He smiled slightly.

"Well, yes..." She smiled at him and looked as though she was about to say something when Jack appeared.

"Hmmm... maybe you shouldn't wear suits anymore Ianto..." Jack grinned, his eyes and tone of voice showing his lust. Tosh's jaw seemed to hit the ground and her eyes out grew the size of the Grand Canyon when she saw what Jack was wearing, correction, the way he was wearing it. Ianto desperately tried to stop his eyes from greedily absorbing Jacks' image. He failed.

"I like wearing suits sir." Ianto replied, his expression as impassive as his voice. Only his eyes showed his lustful nedd.

"I like you out of suits more" Jack seductively closed the five-feet distance between them and rubbed his body, only slightly, against Ianto's.

'No Jack! Play fair!' He bit his lip, hard, to stop him from making a sound which seemed to make Jack even more determined. "Sir, I've done everything so we can begin now." He kept his voice as neutral as he could, which surprisingly was quite a lot. He seemed to be the only one that didn't react to Jack's innuendos accordingly. Which, of course, made Jack go all-out to turn him to putty in his soft, warm, very skilled hands.

"Really, Ianto I didn't know you could be so forward!" Jack's eyes twinkled as he rested his head on Ianto shoulder. Ianto felt like he was fast approaching the putty-stage.

He rolled his eyes and focused on anything other than Jack and his close proximity. "I was talking about the egg hunt sir." His tone was reprimanding but inside he felt like he wanted to nothing more than throw himself on Jack there and then 'But I won't, I won't, I won't, oh God, I won't will I?...'

"Right you are Ianto" Jack moved away from Ianto, who silently breathed a sigh of relief, and positioned himself in the middle of the Hub. "Owen, Gwen come here. Now."

'And the fun begins..'

I don't I was thinking straight when I wrote this but, who cares?? errmm, don't answer that okay?

I'm hoping to update this soon but I don't think my teachers will let me off on coursework if I tell them I want to write fanfics instead of essays – evil people that they are!! I hope you've enjoyed reading it so far... I've deliberately decided not to describe what Jack's wearing because I haven't really decided... maybe someone could give me a few suggestions.