The first time may be the last time, but the last time is the first as only those that understand the meaning of this phrase would say. It's been a real good year full of craziness, writing, relaxing, hate and every little thing in our lives that we go through. Sure, they may be annoying but we have to deal with them no matter what we do. So let's end the New Year by reading this, fellow readers, fans, authors and etc.
An idea that just formed in my head became something that I never thought would be possible to continue, let alone become somewhat popular. So, needless to say, I'm pretty statsified with the results. Hopefully, I can continue to keep this creation going, so that it may become a monster or something close to it. Anyway, enjoy, my friends, and remember Chaos is Shadow Style.
Chapter 1 The First Time is the Last time
Sonic is known for his speed. He is titled 'The Fastest Thing Alive' by Sega. But even the fastest thing alive needs a little help. After spending his money on gambling, drinking, cock fights, trying to get Amy to leave him alone, and paying off Sega for breaking the fourth wall numerous times, Sonic is broke. Sadly, Sega decided to give everyone else, but him, more money than they usually do.
Then there's Shadow, who decided to open up his own fast food place. After becoming bored, with his usual rant to Sega about him not being in as many games as Sonic, decided to get into the fast food industry. So he founded Shadow Shack a restaurant that serves burgers, fries and etc. But they aren't cheap.
Finally, there's Sliver who is just Sliver. He is the only one that is not bothered by the change. He lives with Blaze, who works at Wendy's, and has a nice three bedroom apartment in City Escape. Though the G.U.N. truck could be a little less…..destructive. Anyway, after hearing that Shadow opened up a restaurant, Sliver decided to volunteer as a full time employee. Shadow, however decided that he was strictly volunteer. Now the shack's become successful, and Sliver is trying to get him to pay him. Well, after Blaze kept yelling at him for it.
And that brings us to the story itself…
Sonic stops in front of the Shadow Shack that looks a lot like the Krusty Krab. After filling out half of an online application, he was hired. Now he is standing out in front of the Shack, ready to begin working. He marches in.
"SONIC!" Sliver exclaims as Sonic marches up to the black, marble counter." How's it going!?"
"Well not as good as it was before, I'll tell ya!" Sonic says putting his elbow on the counter.
"I hope it gets better," Sliver replies as Shadow teleports behind the counter.
"Sliver stop talking to my insignificant rival, and get back to work! "Shadow barks at him as Sliver rolls his eyes.
"I, don't really, hate to break it to you but what work!?" Sliver growls." I mean this place is deadier than Amy's Chances with Sonic!"
"Then find something to do!" Shadow barks." I don't pay you enough for you to just sit around and do nothing!"
"You don't pay me at all!" Sliver debates.
"Of course I don't! Inexperienced, inferior workers don't pay for themselves!"
Sliver, grumbling under his breath, walks away to find something to do. Shadow stares down at his rival, like he always does.
"How's it going, Shadow?" Sonic says smirking.
"And why should I be telling you about my achievements?" Shadow scoffs rolling his eyes." After all you are probably more successful than me."
"You see about that," Sonic chuckles rubbing the back of his head sheepishly.
Shadow, detecting an aura of embarrassment, lets out a loud, malicious laugh.
"Is the Star of Sega slowly becoming a D-list celebrity?!" Shadow roars grabbing his stomach.
"No!" Sonic denies." I'm…broke."
Shadow laughs even harder, the first real outburst of laughter in his life. Slowly, he stops but then he continues. After an hour he stops, and looks at Sonic.
"Don't tell me you're here to ask me for a job?" Shadow asks.
"Maybe."
Shadow holds in his laughter." Okay then Sonic you got the job." Sonic begins to open his mouth." Only if you agree to say whatever I tell you."
"Do you think I'm desperate!?"He looks at the celling, and then lets out a long sigh." All right what do I have to say?"
"Admit that I am better than you, and that you are a lesser, feeble life form, compared to me! The Ultimate Life form!"
"No!" Sonic shouts," I have a little pride left!"
"Say it!" Shadow yells slamming his hands on the counter.
"No!" Sonic shouts slamming his hands on the counter.
"Say it!" Shadow shouts doing the same.
"No!" Sonic shouts also doing the same.
"I'll kick you!" Shadow shouts.
"Go ahead! I'm ready you-you-you-"
"You what!?"
"You puny, black, emo, insignificant life form!"
Shadow's eyes become filled with rage. "SAY IT!"
"NO!"
"SAY IT!"
"NO!"
Shadow takes out a shotgun. "SAY IT!"
"I, sonic the hedgehog, am not better than Shadow, and I am a lesser, feeble minded life form compared to Shadow. Who is the ULTIMATE LIFE FORM!"
Shadow smiles." Now go tell Amy you're gay!"
"What!?" Shadow fires the gun at the celling.
Sonic quickly runs out, and comes back in, with bruises on his body.
"You got the job. You start today."
Shadow tosses him a black shirt, black jeans, and black shoes, and walks to the back. Sliver goes back behind the counter after witnessing what happened.
"If he joins can I get a raise!?" Sliver calls as Shadow lets out a loud chuckle.
And so another story begins.