I don't own Harry Potter or Beetlejuice and am writing this for fun.

Harry potter age 10 and 3 months

occupation slave general dogsbody punching bag

hair a bloody mess of black tangles

eyes green with an inner glow at times like the go sign on traffic lights

height to bloody short

weight guess what under

hobbies staying alive and hunting for food

ambitions to have a friend and to not be hungry or hurt

address cupboard under stairs 4 privet drive

current status wishing with all his might

Harry sat there with his eyes closed he had seen a bit of the film before the Dursleys had finished with him now he sat in his dark cupboard and put all his heart all his hope every thing he was into a single word "Beetlejuice...Beetlejuice...Beetlejuice" he opened his eyes and nothing no man in weird clothes no house with flashing lights nothing. Even though he had put everything into it he was not surprised it hadn't worked if it had it meant he might gain a friend and he wasn't allowed them so why would this work. Still a lonely tear made it's way down his face. He was half tempted to pinch himself for even his tears seemed to be alone, he rarely cried now as it meant punishment and that meant the belt.

He fell asleep with the same amount of hope he woke up with NONE.

As he slept he curled himself subconsciously into a tight ball as his body responded to the cold air. A small glow started to surround him as it increased it started to pulse. Harry Potter did not know it but he had been answered his magic sensing a way to free it's partner sent out the pulse. Miles away a being stopped as it felt a pull it had not felt in many years "Beetlejuice...Beetlejuice...Beetlejuice" He smiled "It's show time" and with that he vanished following the feint call.

Harry Potter awoke to his door being opened and getting told what 'they' wanted for breakfast, there was no question of what he would have if there was anything left he would eat if not he went hungry until he got to school.

He went hungry.

As the entity floated the voice stilled he waited and if he had to admit it prayed (not that he would) that the voice would come again.

Harry ran the game of Harry hunting was NOT his favourite game and currently he was dodging fatso ratso and pratso or more commonly know as Dudley, Piers and Malcolm. He looked around and swore to himself with his glasses in two parts he had got turned around and now was in a dead end and if the 4 idiots got him he would be dead in this end. He gave a nervous giggle then as he saw them getting closer he wished he was away from this place he felt a tug and a pull and a squeezing. Then wind all of a sudden it was a lot windier he pulled out some tape and set to repairing his glasses again. Then cleaning them on his jumper put them on and nearly did the job the 3 stooges had started for he found himself on the school roof. "what the hell?" he carefully sat down and tried to take some calming breathes but in the end al he felt was panic, but wait could he have , was it possible he closed his eyes and pushed away every negative thought he could, gripped his two hands together as if in prayer and and chanted "Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Beetlejuice". The entity heard him and felt the pull a smile crossed it's face

"SHOWTIME"

Harry felt the wind pick up and felt as if he was in the centre of a well, sink as if he was that last bit of water that was spinning round and round before being pulled into the depths of the unknown.

As soon as he felt normal, well normal for him he slowly opened his eyes and saw, feet then as he followed his way up legs then a stripped jacket and finally a tie then a well handsome did NOT spring to mind rounded with really bad teeth and piggy eyes and hair as messy as his but in greyish white a person he had seen on the telly only last night "Beetle beetle Beetlejuice?" He managed to stammer out.

The man looked at the child before him and smiled "the one and only at your service now where did I put that card." He started to pull all sorts of things from his pockets but Harry stopped him "your real" he smiled a grin broke out on his face hope started to find it's way around his body " your real your real" He looked about then seeing as he had room to stand did exactly that and held out his hand "Hi my names Harry would you be my friend?"

Beetlejuice looked at the kid and all sorts of plans formed but something was familiar about this kid he couldn't shake the feeling that they had met before. "Sure kid no problemo" he took the kids hand and pumped it up and down. "So kid what's the deal?"

Harry thought for a moment "my family hate me they bully and starve me I have no friends because the 3 stooges beat them up or threaten them and I live in a cupboard, what I want is clothes food and a friend, you said you would be my friend so now we just have to work on the other stuff if you would?"

The entity known now as Beetlejuice thought for a moment no child should be treated like that politicians yes kids no. He smiled and a rogue worm slivered between the gaps in his teeth. "well my name is Percival Lawrence Beetlejuice, My I am called Beetlejuice when summoned but most people call me Peeves now. I think it because they know I prefer being called Percy so do it to Peeve me off." Harry smiled "Harry James Potter pleased to meet you Percy"

Percy,Beetlejuice Peeves stood in shock this the what hu. He tried to get his thoughts in order the hair the eyes he knew or hoped he was wrong "Where your parents called Lilly and James?"

Harry opened and closed his mouth a couple of times how the hell had Percy known his parents names then he remembered the film ghosts their were ghosts in the film. "Did you see my mum and dad somewhere do you know could you ummm could you take me to where they haunt I would like to meet them even if they where drunks."

"Percy shook his head "drunks" what the hell. Haunted what was going on here.

"Harry I knew your parents when they went to school along with your dads friends and fellow trouble makers Sirius Pettigrew and Lupin and not forgetting your mum Lilly. Why do you think they are or were drunks?"

If anyone who knew him had seen him they would have been shocked at his attitude but the Marauders had helped him left stuff around so he could prank people had even gave him new ideas he owed them to find out what was going on. More so considering he had heard Dumbledore say on many occasions about Harry being well looked after and was happy. If this was well looked after he would hate to see a mistreated child.

"Harry took a breath "my Aunt and Uncle told me they were drunken bums scrounging of polite society stealing and they died in a car crash when they were drunk and high on drugs."

Percy was annoyed nope he checked his head spinning steam coming out ears flames belching from his mouth nope this was not annoyed this was major pissed. He took a few calming breaths sucking in some flame as he did so he redirected it to his eyes. "your mother and father were caring loving people who were murdered by an evil wizarding wanker called tom riddle he went around giving himself all sorts of titles like lord Voldemort but he was just a pathetic looser with ideas of adequacy he needed others to do his dirty work for him the time he came after your family he killed your dad near the door and your mum was killed in your bedroom but whe" Harry stopped him mid rant "wizard as in magic Wizard?"

Now Percy was mad the miserable scum had lied about his parents and Dumbledore had said he was teaching Harry about the magical world he even knew Dumbledore was being paid for it. He nearly missed what Harry said next "A green light and a red headed women saying not my child, Was mum a red head? Did the evil man shoot a green spell at her and me I remember the green so very well mum if it was her dropped to the floor and the man he just smiled and said so child of prophecy lets see how you withstand this then abracadabra or something like that and a green light his me then hit him and he fell to the floor."

Percy looked stunned the kid remembered the murder of his parents well his mum anyway. "yer kid it would have been a green light it was Advera kedeva the killing curse. You kid are the only one ever to have lived after being hit by it."

Harry looked around all the other children had gone that meant he was late but he smiled he had a friend and now he had company. "Percy lets go somewhere and talk okay?" Percy smiled and licked his lips sucking in the errant now cooked worm took harry by the hand and took of dragging the boy through the air.

"Now Harry your mum and dad went to Hogwarts and that's where I haunt the most it is their they say my name in dread or anger either before or after I prank them their I am known as Peeves the Poltergeist"

well I looked around and couldn't find a Beetlejuice potter combo story what you think for a first chapter?