Disclaimer: I do not own Codename; Kids Next Door, I just support it.

Story Title:Operation E.L.E.G.A.N.T S.I.L.V.E.R R.A.V.E.N

Chapter Title: Operation R.E.B.E.L

Author's Note: This story was inspired by the episode G.I.R.L.F.R.I.E.N.D and is now

my favorite episode to date, although I felt completely sorry for Numbah

One. I hope Numbah One doesn't do anything drastic in the future do to

this though because frankly Lizzie isn't worth it.

Also I support the Splinter Cell...don't be jealous.

Summery: We live to fight for those who can not defend for themselves. But for every

action, no matter how good or bad there is always a reaction that can seem

completely unfair. But we still move on because we are the Kids Next Door.

Operation R.E.B.E.L

(Real Events Betray Everyone's Lifestyles)

Dear Fellow Kid,

it has come to our attention that the adults have ruled our world for too long.

They have taken away our cookies, minimized our T.V. time, grounded us, given us lame

toys, and have even made us go to the dentist countless times!!!

So, to prevent any more kids from having to go through such torture we have

created a plan to vanquish the adults and take back our world once again! We understand

that the Kids Next Door believe that our actions are both radical and can be taken care of

in other, less dramatic ways but honestly have they really accomplished much for us?

Yes, they have put several of the more evil adults in confinement millions of times but

they never stay there and it seems we are the ones to pay every time they come back out.

So, which would you prefer being spanked 2-4 times a year or never being spanked

again? Personally I would choose never, but maybe it's how you look at things. In any

case though we are writing for one and only one reason to inform you what is to come.

Which is, all adults are going done and you will NEVER see them again. We do not care

if you miss them, for you see it will be better if they are gone altogether for everyone's

sake. So please do not cry for them because they have only caused our world anger,

sadness, and pain. Instead rejoice and help us in our plans to destroy them.

If you wish to help us reply to this letter, if you wish to contact the KND about this

reply to us first if you will and then wait for you demise. We are doing what is best for

our generation, and if you wish to stop us then do not be surprised if your last breath is

crying for the KND. They will not help you anymore, The Splinter Cell are here now and

we will take care of everything that the KND never did.

Thank You for Your Time,

The Splinter Cell

P.S. This Letter Will Self Destruct In 5...4...3...2...1...-

Elegant Silver Raven: 'Well, what do you think? Good, Bad, or Inbetween?'

Numbah 4: 'Hey, what is that your writing Numbah 1001?'

Elegant Silver Raven: 'Oh, um...nothing Numbah 4! How about you just give that back?'

Numbah 4: 'No...hey it's about Kids Next Door...'

Elegant Silver Raven: 'Really, I didn't know. It's stupid Numbah 4, a waste of time so just...'

Numbah 4: 'Numbah 1001, what is this your writing about the Splinter Cell?'

Elegant Silver Raven: 'Just how I hate them so just give that back and...'

Numbah 4: 'Numbah 1001...your one of them aren't you?'

Elegant Silver Raven:'No...maybe...what would make you think that?'

Numbah 4: 'The letter...I'm not even that dumb not to know at this point ya know?'

Elegant Silver Raven: 'Are you sure about that Wally?'

Numbah 4: 'No one calls me WALLY, got it? Anyway, I'm sorry but...GUARDS!!!''

Elegant Silver Raven:'Uh...oh...' –Runs Away-