StarJen: Hey I'm StarJen for those who don't know. I've written ALOT of Yu-Gi-Oh fan fics. My current one Dagon Dragon is on Hiatus till I can come up with something. But here I'm here to come up with way to get some fans laughs. Maybe piss a few people off. I will love coming up with lists of how to annoy some WWE Superstars. First off is Randy Orton. Disclaimer: I only own my Fics. Sorry to any Orton fans. I'm not held responsible if you ACTUCALLY do this. You're the idiot who decided to do that.
13 Ways to Annoy Randy Orton
1. Tell Orton the only reason he got the WWE Championship is because Cena got injured and Triple H was tired.
2. Call Orton a wuss over and over. (Undertaker vs Orton Hell in a Cell, enough said.)
3. When Orton threatens to give you are RKO say "EW! I don't want you!"
4. Tell him St. Louis doesn't claim he's from there.
5. Show some CenaxOrton fics. (Oh my some of them are so...-shutters-)
6. Show him the fan fic Trapped in Anime 2 by Scorpina. (It is funny...but wrong at the same time.)
7. Hell, show him A Man Possessed by that same author.
8. Then show him the sequel to that fic.
9. Tell him Cena wants him...in bed.
10. Better yet tell him it's Triple H that wants him.
11. Say "You beat up old men for fun? FOR SHAME!!!"
12. Tell what some fan have already told him. He can't wrestle. Cussing is optional.
13. Post signs all over saying that Orton is in love with Cena. (-shutters-)
Randy looked at the list that was tapped to his locker in disgust and horror. He ripped the paper off and was still had that look on his face.
"Who would do this to me!?" He asked in anger. He thought about it for a second. "I bet it was Shawn Micheals!"
StarJen: Now here's my twist who ever gets blamed gets to be next. Now I'm going to need some ideas for HBK. So if you have any send them.