A/N
This idea came to me via a challenge I imposed myself while on my way home from school: to remember what/how the units would interact with each other. Strangely, I could only really remember the romantic supports. G̶u̶e̶s̶s̶ ̶t̶h̶a̶t̶'̶s̶ ̶w̶h̶y̶ ̶p̶e̶o̶p̶l̶e̶ ̶a̶r̶e̶ ̶c̶a̶l̶l̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶t̶h̶i̶s̶ ̶g̶a̶m̶e̶ ̶W̶a̶i̶f̶u̶ ̶E̶m̶b̶l̶e̶m̶ ̶ I think I did rather well, don't you?
Corrin/Camilla
Corrin: Hi
Camilla: I may or may not have incestuos feelings for you
Corrin: Stahp
Camilla: Let's go to a hot spring. Together.
Corrin: No, we're like brother and sister. Would be too weird.
Camilla: Then let's get married.
Corrin: No. Too weird.
Camilla: Do you think I'm hot?
Corrin: Yes. Pls marry me.
Camilla: K. We technically family now.
Corrin: Stahp.
Oboro/Takumi
Oboro: Notice me senpai!
Takumi: You make nice clothes.
Oboro: Yes, I hate Nohrian scum.
Takumi: Me too.
Oboro: So then will you notice me?
Takumi: K
Subaki/Selena
Selena: I have an inferiority complex. I hate you.
Subaki: Wanna have a pointless contest?
Selena: K.
Subaki: I win at everything lol git gud skrub
Selena: I cooked something out of my deep hatred for you. Baka.
Subaki: gg u win marry me?
Selena: It's not like I liked doing this...
Niles/Beruka
Niles: Ay gurl, what you doin' in them slums?
Beruka: Why are you following me?
Niles: Reasons. You gonna kill someone?
Beruka: You tell me.
Niles: !
Beruka: Heh. Your tracking skills are awful.
Niles: Pls tell me.
Beruka: Issues. Lots and lots of issues.
Niles: You're not the only one with issues... You know what I'm saying?
Jakob/Peri
Peri: Hey, you're a butler get me a drink.
Jakob: lolno.
Peri: Waaaaaaaah! Get me a drink!
Jakob: I only serve Corrin, get it yourself.
Peri: *sniff* I will kill everyone if you don't get me a drink!
Jakob: No you won't.
Peri: I hate you!
Jakob: But I like how you kill things. Especially bad guys.
Peri: I love you! Let's get married!
Gaius/Sumia
Gaius: Must... feed... addiction... need... honey...
Sumia: Lemme help! I know all about bee larvae!
Gaius: Uh...
Sumia: Now for my first tip! Bee larvae can be found in beehives! Like this one! Here, you can have it!
Gaius: AHH! NOT THE BEES! Oh, look, honey—I mean AHHH!
~Afterward~
Sumia: Ow, I've been stung.
Gaius: D'aww, if I also weren't covered in bee stings, I'd actually care.
Sumia: I can make a cake with that honey
Gaius: Stumbles... pls marry me
Chrom/F!Robin
Robin: KYAAAAAAAA!
Chrom: Stop throwing stuff at me!
Donnel/Tharja
Tharja: Go get me ingredients that will aid my stalking of Robin
Donnel: YEE-HAW!
Tharja: What do you want in return?
Donnel: Nothin'
Tharja: Liar
Donnel: Well, howzabout that nice magic ya can cast on the Shepherds.
Tharja: You're asking a Dark Mage to cast... "nice" magic.
Donnel: Yup!
Tharja: Fine. In fact...
*Ring appears*
B̶u̶c̶k̶e̶t̶ ̶G̶o̶d̶ Donnel: You wanna marry... me?
Tharja: More like you're my personal assistant.
Donnel: Close enough!
Saizo/Beruka
[This conversation has been censored for your viewing pleasure, gods forbid we touch upon darker subjects.
Love,
Nintendo of America
P.S.
Feel free to buy more DLC, you know you want to...]