Wow this is what happens when your really hyper and hanging out with an equally hyper friend making a video. Oh and the story about the video thing with the prom dress is true but it is not on Youtube. So read and enjoy!

Disclaimer: I own nothing. Nothing I tell you! Though I am going to court about that…

[Scene one: The Volturri are "eating"]

Aro: Wow, that was some good blood! Hey what's this? [finds laptop open to Youtube] A modern invention? [sees a random human] You there! Tell me what this is!

Human: [Horrified] Uh-h-hh…

Aro: Maybe this will help you remember… Crucio!

Human: Where not in Harry Potter and your not Voldemort.

Aro: Or am I?!

Human: Your not.

Aro: Just tell me what this is you fool!

Human: Youtube is a site where you can watch and post videos. Look. [types in 'Aro New Moon parody' and clicks on video. It shows a teenager with crazy horrible makeup on in a pink prom dress and black heels. She has a 'V' on her neck made out of eye shadow. She is impersonating Aro]

Aro: Who is she?! She will pay! [Aro discovers the wonders of the internet and through it discovers her name is Gabi and her address. He and the entire Volturri go to her house in the dead of night and go through her window into her room.]

Gabi: [Half asleep] Mom? I don't want to go to school.

Aro: I'm not your mother! Do you know who I am?! Look at me!

Gabi: [Panicked] Where are my glasses? I can't see without my glasses!

Demetri: SUPER DEMETRI TO THE RESCUE!! [uses his power to find glasses]

Gabi: Thanks. [puts on glasses and sees everyone] OMG The Volturri are real!

Aro: How do you know who we are?

Gabi: Twilight, duh! It's the best book ever! Its all about Edward and Bella and their love but you people are always in the way of their love. [grabs random Volturri dude by the collar and starts shaking him. She is hysterical.] Why do you get in the way of their love?!

Aro: So these 'Twilight' books have everyone's life story in them?

Gabi: Yeah, pretty much.

Aro: And you know everything?

Gabi: Cha!

Aro: [Sighs] Well than you'd better come back to Volterra with us.

[Volturri people are horrified]

Gabi: YAY! I DON'T HAVE TO GO TO SCHOOL TOMMOROW! [she runs into closet and is out dressed and with three packed suitcases in .5 seconds] LETS GO!!

[Everyone starts going out the window to their cars]

Aro: The things I do to protect vampires secrecy…

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