Fun with the Llama Song

by once.bitten.and.twice.shy.14

This is just something that my friends and I made up when we were bored. It is a conversation that the Cullens and Bella have regarding the Llama song.

This is just some random thing my friends and I cooked up. It's about the Llama Song on youtube. It's a fantastic song, if your into the whole "extreme randomness" thing like my friends and I. We would be happy to do more conversations involving more random topics if you like it. Just tell me so and we will comply!

A/N: Random Note of the Day: French Speaking Monkeys (Nice, huh?)

Disclaimer: I do not own the Llama Song, or Twilight from which I took these awesome characters. They are Stephenie Meyers. I OWN NOTHING!

Enjoy!

THE LLAMA SONG: CULLEN STYLE

Emmett: Hey, Edward! Come look at this!

Edward: Not now, Emmett. I'm busy.

Emmett: Aww! But Edward! It's the Lama Song!

Edward: The what?

Emmett: The Llama Song! Come on!

Bella: -walks into room- What's all the yelling about?

Emmett: YAY! Bella! Come look at what I found on youtube!

Bella: -shrugs- Okay.

Edward: NO! Bella! Don't! Alice saw- interrupted by the song beginning to play

here's a llama
there's a llama
and another little llama
fuzzy llama
funny llama
llama llama
duck

llama llama
cheesecake
llama
tablet
brick
potato
llama
llama llama
mushroom
llama
llama llama
duck

i was once a treehouse
i lived in a cake
but i never saw the way
the orange slayed the rake
i was only three years dead
but it told a tale
and now listen, little child
to the safety rail

did you ever see a llama
kiss a llama
on the llama
llama's llama
tastes of llama
llama llama
duck

half a llama
twice the llama
not a llama
farmer
llama
llama in a car
alarm a llama
llama
duck

is THIS how it's told now?
is it all so old?
is it made of lemon juice?
doorknob
ankle
cold
now my song is getting thin
i've run out of luck
time for me to retire now
and become a duck

Bella: -mouth hanging open-

Edward: I told you! It's evil!

Emmett: No its not! It's AWESOME!!

Alice: runs into room NOOO!! I saw this happening! Bella! Are you okay? Oh my God! She's gone into shock!

Bella: -mouth still open, drooling slightly, neck twitching-

Edward: AAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH! See what you did, Emmett?! She's a human! She cant handle the Llamaness of the Llama song!

Bella: -head snaps up- That. Was. AWESOME!

Emmett: I know, right?!

Bella: Play it again!

Emmett: Okay!

Edward: Noo!!

Alice: Wow. She's not dead. Well, in that case, Emmett, play it again!

Emmett: Yay! song starts again

Edward: Ugh! I am sooo out of here. Goodbye. storms out of room

Bella: Whatever! -does llama dance with Emmett and Alice-