It was just a regular day at Cory and Shawn's average everyday normal
college. It was a weekend, and Cory and Shawn were very bored. Topanga and
Angela went shopping for the rest of the night, Eric and Jack went to go
"see" a movie with their girlfriends. You do the math. 0_0. And Cory's
parents had gone on vacation for the weekend. So you can see WHY they
watched this movie.
Shawn: You want to watch a movie tonight, Cory?
Cory: Sure...
Shawn: I know what we can watch! The Rabid Monkeys from hell!
Cory: Well, I've never seen it.
Shawn: Cory, You'll love it!
Cory: Then let's go watch it!
Both: *Taking the elevator up to Shawn's dorm room*
Cory: You DO have the movie right, Shawn?
Shawn: Of course!
Cory: Is it a scary movie like the clown one? I didn't like that one.
Shawn: No, not really.
Cory: Okay. Do you have a blanket? I get scared easily. Especially from rabid monkeys that jump and squawk.
Shawn: Well, it's not that bad.
Cory: Okay, if you say so.
Shawn: *Puts movie in VCR* * Movie plays*
Cory: You're right, Shawn. It's not that scary. AAAAHHHHH!!!!!
Shawn: What?! What?!
Cory: The monkey she said "Hello"!!!
Shawn: Cory, it's okay, monkeys can't really talk.
Cory: Okay, You're right. I shouldn't be scared over silly things like this.
Shawn: Uh-Huh..
Cory: *Breathes heavily* 0___0
Shawn: Calm down, Cory. It's okay, it just a movie.
Cory: Is it almost over?
Shawn: This is the last scene.
Cory: O, thank God!
Shawn: Okay how did ya like it, Cory?
Cory: *Hides under the covers and shivers*
Shawn: Oh my, gosh Cory! It wasn't even that scary!!!
Cory: You know I get scared Shawn!
Shawn: I know. You're right, Cory. I'm sorry.
Cory: I'll just think, "Purple moose will protect me from the evil rabid monkeys from hell." (repeat)
Shawn: Uh.? Right, Cory. Whatever you say, buddy.
Cory: Well, goodnight, Shawn.
Shawn: Good night, Cory.
Cory: *Walks into Cory and Topanga's dorm room* Hi, honey!
Topanga: Hi, Cory. How was the movie?
Cory: Oh, it was terrible! The monkeys squawked and talked and jumped everywhere!
Topanga: Oh, Cory! You want some hot cocoa?
Cory: Yes. That would make me feel nice. ^____^
Topanga: I'm going to make you your cocoa and go on to bed. Okay?
Cory: Okay. I'll be in there soon. ;-)
Topanga: Good night.
Cory: *Blows kisses. Finishes cocoa, and walks into bedroom and hops into bed.*
Topanga: You're done already?
Cory: Yes, good night.
Topanga: Night.
Cory: Purple moose will protect me from the evil rabid monkeys from hell. Purple moose will protect me from the evil rabid monkeys from hell. Purple moose will protect me from the evil rabid monkeys from hell. Purple moose will protect me from the evil rabid monkeys from hell.
Topanga: Cory? Are you chanting?
Cory: No. I am just keeping myself from being afraid of evil rabid monkeys from hell.
Topanga: Oh, my.
Cory falls asleep, although he is STILL repeating Purple moose will protect me from the evil rabid monkeys from hell." Topanga ignores it and eventually falls asleep. But not for long.
Cory: No! No! No!!!!!!!! Don't talk to me! Don't talk to me! Bad monkey! Bad! Bad!
Topanga: Cory! Cory! Wake up, Cory!
Cory: * screams *
Topanga: Cory, what's wrong?
Cory: The monkey! Oh, the evil monkeys!
Topanga: Calm down, Cory.
Cory: *breathes heavily*
Topanga: Okay don't think about the movie.
Cory: * Snores *
Topanga: Okay. That worked The next morning Cory wakes up and puts on his pink bunny outfit and hops around college eating pudding and trying to grow big bunny teeth. And Topanga tries not to be seen with him TOO much. Frightening isn't it?
Shawn: You want to watch a movie tonight, Cory?
Cory: Sure...
Shawn: I know what we can watch! The Rabid Monkeys from hell!
Cory: Well, I've never seen it.
Shawn: Cory, You'll love it!
Cory: Then let's go watch it!
Both: *Taking the elevator up to Shawn's dorm room*
Cory: You DO have the movie right, Shawn?
Shawn: Of course!
Cory: Is it a scary movie like the clown one? I didn't like that one.
Shawn: No, not really.
Cory: Okay. Do you have a blanket? I get scared easily. Especially from rabid monkeys that jump and squawk.
Shawn: Well, it's not that bad.
Cory: Okay, if you say so.
Shawn: *Puts movie in VCR* * Movie plays*
Cory: You're right, Shawn. It's not that scary. AAAAHHHHH!!!!!
Shawn: What?! What?!
Cory: The monkey she said "Hello"!!!
Shawn: Cory, it's okay, monkeys can't really talk.
Cory: Okay, You're right. I shouldn't be scared over silly things like this.
Shawn: Uh-Huh..
Cory: *Breathes heavily* 0___0
Shawn: Calm down, Cory. It's okay, it just a movie.
Cory: Is it almost over?
Shawn: This is the last scene.
Cory: O, thank God!
Shawn: Okay how did ya like it, Cory?
Cory: *Hides under the covers and shivers*
Shawn: Oh my, gosh Cory! It wasn't even that scary!!!
Cory: You know I get scared Shawn!
Shawn: I know. You're right, Cory. I'm sorry.
Cory: I'll just think, "Purple moose will protect me from the evil rabid monkeys from hell." (repeat)
Shawn: Uh.? Right, Cory. Whatever you say, buddy.
Cory: Well, goodnight, Shawn.
Shawn: Good night, Cory.
Cory: *Walks into Cory and Topanga's dorm room* Hi, honey!
Topanga: Hi, Cory. How was the movie?
Cory: Oh, it was terrible! The monkeys squawked and talked and jumped everywhere!
Topanga: Oh, Cory! You want some hot cocoa?
Cory: Yes. That would make me feel nice. ^____^
Topanga: I'm going to make you your cocoa and go on to bed. Okay?
Cory: Okay. I'll be in there soon. ;-)
Topanga: Good night.
Cory: *Blows kisses. Finishes cocoa, and walks into bedroom and hops into bed.*
Topanga: You're done already?
Cory: Yes, good night.
Topanga: Night.
Cory: Purple moose will protect me from the evil rabid monkeys from hell. Purple moose will protect me from the evil rabid monkeys from hell. Purple moose will protect me from the evil rabid monkeys from hell. Purple moose will protect me from the evil rabid monkeys from hell.
Topanga: Cory? Are you chanting?
Cory: No. I am just keeping myself from being afraid of evil rabid monkeys from hell.
Topanga: Oh, my.
Cory falls asleep, although he is STILL repeating Purple moose will protect me from the evil rabid monkeys from hell." Topanga ignores it and eventually falls asleep. But not for long.
Cory: No! No! No!!!!!!!! Don't talk to me! Don't talk to me! Bad monkey! Bad! Bad!
Topanga: Cory! Cory! Wake up, Cory!
Cory: * screams *
Topanga: Cory, what's wrong?
Cory: The monkey! Oh, the evil monkeys!
Topanga: Calm down, Cory.
Cory: *breathes heavily*
Topanga: Okay don't think about the movie.
Cory: * Snores *
Topanga: Okay. That worked The next morning Cory wakes up and puts on his pink bunny outfit and hops around college eating pudding and trying to grow big bunny teeth. And Topanga tries not to be seen with him TOO much. Frightening isn't it?