A/N: Hey guys! This is a oneshot my sister and I came up with a while ago, it's a preview of our story life with Akatsuki, just tell me what you think, I know it's kind of short but I couldn't come up with a good ending. If you like this story tell me and I'll start working on the rest of the story!

Warning! Hidan is beyond out of character here but in the regular story he's much more uh sweary? So the rest of the story is rated T but this is just K+ so enjoy!

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One day at the Akatsuki's oh so fabulous mansion type house thing Sasori was watching one of his favorite soap Operas "All My Shuriken"

"No Roger don't go!" yelled the puppet master getting way too sucked in to the show, "can't you see how much I- um I mean Bethany loves you!?"

"Hey Sasori….what are you watching?" Hidan asked sitting on the couch with yogurt in hand.

Sasori hopped back on to the couch, he had been having a private moment with the TV, and changed the channel as fast as possible "oh hey Hidan! I'm not watching a sappy soap opera if that's what you were thinking, I was just trying to find the…football game, yeah there's a big match today."

"No there's not" Hidan said looking at the redhead.

"Oops guess I read the TV guide wrong hehehe, hey what are you eating?"

"Yogurt, now could you go get my keys?" Hidan asked switching to his favorite violent cartoon "hehehe stupid cat!"

"Hey I was here first!" Sasori cried snatching back the remote "and why can't you get them yourself?"

"Because now is yogurt time."

"What?"

"It's one of the many rituals I have to do to keep my immortality, I have to eat yogurt at a certain time everyday" Hidan explained.

"No you don't you weren't eating yogurt yesterday!"

"How do you know?!"

"Because yesterday you were slapping Kakuzu with a fish and not eating yogurt."

"Oh yeah well okay fine it's a new thing but can you just get my keys?"

"Why can't you just stick it back inside the refrigerator?"

"Well I did that last week and when I went back to get it, it was full of bees."

Sasori shot him a questioning look so he said "long story, note from Kakuzu."

"Okay…but I'm still not getting yours keys" Sasori said wondering where Kakuzu got the bees.

"Oh come on! Don't make me have to pour my oh so delicious yogurt over your head."

"Oh fine I'll get your stupid keys!" Sasori stomped off.

"Thank you" Hidan called from the couch, he then grabbed the remote and changed the channel, while making sure no one was looking he cried out "No don't go Roger! Can't you see how much I- I mean she needs you?"

A/N: So what do you guys think? We had a lot of sugar when we came up with this so sorry if it's too out there, Review please! Flames are not kind but if you feel you need to go ahead but I may slap you with a fish, constructive critisism is most apreciated!