Day 1, August 12th, Lunch Break, Dorm Room 10:32 a.m.
Dear Diary,
First day of college … again.
And guess who got put with me and all my classes … again?
Yep.
That boy.
You know.
The one.
Blonde hair, blue eyes, green tunic and matching cap, plus a sword and shield.
I like to call him … hero.
… NO NOT LIKE THAT! Ugh! Scarred … for … LIFE!
Anyways, I mean 'hero' in a menacing way.
Yeah.
You guessed it.
Link.
Well, anyways, I had been doodling the usual in my notebook (Cuccos attacking Link of course) when he paraded right past me and purposefully knocked over my markers! I mean COME ON! What did I do!
…
Okay, okay, I may have attempted to give him a swirly in the men's room … and the attempt was successful … and his hair was still wet as he knocked my markers over … but STILL! He knows I'm like that! Sheesh … Vaati's really got it in good. Oh right, I forgot to mention Vaati! … and Ghirahim … and Malladus … just … whatever.
Well anyways, those are all of my highly abusive friends … but hey, it's better than hanging with my twin bro, Shadow Ganon.
I wonder who my roomate is ..?
Well, that about wraps it up for now.
The world must die!
Ganon out.
Day 1, August 12th, Study Hall, Library 12:47 p.m.
Dear Diary,
OH MY GOSH!
Nabooru said she … she … she likes me!
Maybe it's because I take ballet!
I knew that she would love my awesome moves!
… okay, okay, so maybe she didn't really tell me she liked me …
But someone did leave a note on my locker saying so!
Don't believe me?
Well, here's how it goes;
Dear Ganon,
I wanted you to know that I've liked you since I first met you last year. You were the only one that ever really accepted me, even if I was a girl, and not one of your tough guy-friends. Thanks. And … I've been interested in you. Really interested in you. Ever since you lightened up after the Twinrova were destroyed, I figured we could be better friends … maybe even … more than friends. Just thought I'd let you know.
Sincerely,
Saria
See!
It just has to be Nabooru!
I'm sure it is, without a doubt even!
The note says so clear as Vaati's mirror (which is pretty clear if ya ask me!)
Well, I better get ready!
Cause tomorrow I'm gonna get the girl of my dreams!
Ganon out.
Day 1, August 12th, Relaxation Time (end of classes), Courtyard 3:38 p.m.
Dear Diary,
Well, I found out who my roomate is.
It's Sheik.
I am very worried about this!
Sheik is, like, Link's little messenger!
When I fight Link and win, the headmaster, Mr. Hylia, and Zelda's father, figures EVERYTHING out cause of Sheik!
I mean, really!
… okay, so Sheik is Mr. Hylia's son, and Zelda's twin brother, and Zelda is Link's girlfriend … but why cant he be an evil twin like my bro!
Ugh, whatever.
Oh, and Saria was the one who likes me … not Nabooru.
Yeah, I asked Nabooru today cause I couldn't wait for tomorrow … or at least tried to.
Saria ran up as I was about to, and randomly asked about a note.
YEAH YEAH I KNOW HER NAME WAS WRITTEN IN PLAIN DAYLIGHT!
I'm just … desperate … okay!
Don't judge me …
Well, anyways, I sorta smiled and tried to walk away, not wanting to hurt her feelings.
Yeah, for an evil dude, that's pathetic, but I've been trying to change …
Well, anyways, the green lady just had to pressure me!
Yeah, yeah, yeah I know, don't trust women, blah blah blah.
Well, she kept bugging me and bugging me and bugging me so much that all I could do was grit my teeth and say "Yes, okay? Yes." and she smiled, kissed my cheek, and skipped away.
Well … I guess it wasn't too bad …
And yeah, I did know that she would do that if I said yes …
So it's not really her fault if I made everything official …
So yeah, I guess today was a pretty crazy day, all in all.
I figured out Saria likes me … and, yeah, I'll admit it, I like her back … Nabooru didn't write the note, Sheik is my roomate, Vaati likes that Hermione chick, and has a plot to get rid of that one Ron personorother, along with Harry whatshisface, and that Sheik and Ghirahim are in a constant battle over Fi, who's oblivious over everything because she keeps trying to comfort Navi over the loss of Link due to Zelda.
Oh man! It's time for me to get back for dinner!
Well, my writing stops here … for now!
I WILL return!
… tomorrow!
Goodbye!
Muahahaha!
Ganon out