Simon's Contact Lenses

"Wait up!" Simon yelled as he was running to the bus stop.

"Hurry up then, Simon." Alvin yelled back.

"I can't help it if my glasses keep slipping."

"Hurry, Simon! The bus is approaching the bus stop!" Theodore called. As Simon gained speed, his glasses fell off his face,

"My glasses, where are my glasses?" Simon said searching the ground for his glasses.

"Wait!" Alvin yelled to the bus as it left the bus stop. "Thanks a lot, Simon."

"I can't help it if my glasses fell off my face." As Simon was searching the ground he heard a crack. "I found them. Dave is going to kill me."

"It will be okay, Simon." Theodore said helping Simon by picking up his broken glasses and putting them on his face.

"No! It's not okay. I hope you're happy that we have to walk to school, Simon." Alvin groaned. "And if we don't hurry, I'll miss getting a chance to talk to the girls."

"Oh geez." Simon and Theodore said rolling their eyes.

Alvin, Simon, and Theodore just made it through the doors as the bell rang. Alvin hurried to Gym, Theodore left for cooking, and Simon left for science. Simon ran into Science and greeted by the substitute when he entered,

"Good morning, I'm your substitute, Mrs. White. May I ask why your glasses are cracked?"

"Ugh… I stepped on them." Simon said stupidly.

"Okay, just take your seat." Simon went to sit down next to Jeanette, his science partner and love interest. Jeanette leaned over to Simon's ear and asked,

"Did Alvin break them?"

"No, although I wish he did, so I have someone to be mad at." Simon whispered. "I can't take it, early this morning I lost my glasses. When I did find them, we had to run to the bus stop and they slipped off my face. And then—"

"—you broke your glasses, I'm sorry."

"Don't be, it's not your fault. I just wish that—"

"—Simon pay attention!" Mrs. White called. "And you too Jeanette." Then Mrs. White returned to the chalkboard.

"You wish what?" Jeanette asked.

"Never mind." Simon replied. The whole rest of the day went dark. Everyone pointed at Simon's cracked glasses and laughed shouted,

"Nerd, clumsy nerd!" When the bell rang, Simon was happy that the day was over. He decided to skip the bus and walk home. The echoes of the kids were in his head; he was walking and walking until he passed a sign. Simon stared at the sign and began to read,

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