A/N: Let's pretend Roy and Ed live together. And let's pretend Ed likes his iPod very much. Great, on with the story…
Disclaimer: I claim rights to everything that starts with the letters qx. Everything else, not mine.
Milkshake-it
IPods were one of God's greatest creations. Of that, Roy was sure. Apparently, Edward agreed with him. The small blonde man was moving around their shared kitchen, headphones on, almost dancing. Roy had no idea what he was listening to on the silly thing, but whatever it was, it was fine by him.
Unaware of his audience, Ed was unabashedly swinging his hips to the music, occasionally doing some sort of roll of the hips that had Roy's stomach turning with the blonde's moves. After a second, one hand came up above his head, and Ed's whole body was moving to music only he could hear. He somehow managed to keep up that sexy, easy dance-like motion as he raided the fridge for what looked like enough food for a small army rather than a small alchemist.
Ed had come to stand in one place for a few moments when he did a full body roll, and Roy rushed over to him and removed the headphones before he did something Ed would surely hit him for.
"Hey!" Ed shouted indignantly, reaching for his headphones. "Give those back!"
"What were you listening to?" Roy started to put the headphones on his ears, but Ed yanked on the cord so they wouldn't quite reach.
"Nothing," he said shortly. "Gimme back."
"No," Roy said, just as concisely. He then proceeded to lean down so that he could hear the song from the headphones.
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
And they're like,its better than yours,damn right its better than yo-
Roy felt the headphones tugged away from him, and saw Ed, slightly blushing replacing them on his own head. Roy laughed and placed a kiss on Ed's forehead, causing that blush to really show itself.
"It definitely is," he said under his breath, still laughing as Ed turned back to his food, stubbornly ignoring Roy.
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A/N: Lol. Heard the song. Danced to it. Had to write it.