FIONA CHEATS ON SHREK FOR DONKEY
There he was, in his swamp hunting the almighty donkey. Fiona has been cheating on Shrek for donkey. Shrek has killed Fiona with the most amazing noscope, some say the people who saw it became blind because it was so beautiful. Donkey knew that Shrek would get him at any cost. Donkey then hides from Shrek at a nearby hole about thirty-nine feet away from him. Where are my manners let me tell you how Shrek found out.
So Shrek comes from a hard day at work scaring the villagers when he hears a mighty roar from his swamp. It sounds like Fiona so he runs toward his swamp to help her from the man who is endangering her. He busts through the door which he sees Donkey sleeping in the same bed as Fiona and they are both naked. Shrek walks toward his drawer and takes out a sniper. He noscopes Fiona before she can even say a word. Donkey gallops his way out the door, with Shrek right behind him.
Donkey's wife swoops in and shreds Shrek's left arm off. Shrek, with all his might, grabs the dragon's head and rips it straight off. Donkey cries out loud and now Shrek walks toward Donkey. When Shrek got about three feet between them, Donkey grabs Shrek's pwner sniper by kicking it off Shrek's hand.
"It will never be ogre!" Shrek screams with emotional pain.
"I'll make sure you rot in Hell." Donkey calmly says before pulling the trigger.
-TXC_Serpent