Disclaimer I do not own Tombraider or any of its charctersif I did it would be a FPS centred on multiplayer with a weird fetish for monkeys, however as I don't own Timesplitters either it isn't and will remain to be so.

I'm sorry this one is kind of short but it didn't fit into "Larson and The Four Horsemen" or an Angel/Tomb Raider crossover.

PS coming soon, whenever I get the time.

Larson was on stage mike in hand and the crowd was actually laughing, come to think of it he was quite amused himself, he joined in the laughing which only resulted in further hilarity amongst the audience. He broke out into the final part of his act and left the stage, still laughing.

'So?' Pierre was standing stage left waiting for his hired gun.

'It went, he he. It went great.'

'So you finally got it out of your system then? Huh?'

'Pierre I'm a hit I could Take he ha the entertainment world by storm. They loved me, didn't you see?'

'Yeah yeah you were great now will you please just get in the car?' There wandering path had lead them to Larson large truck.

'No don't you see Pierre I'm finally doing it living the dream and nobody can stop me.'

'Look Larson I don't think you should throw your life away on this.'

'Throw my life away you heard them I'm a roaring success. I don't need you I don't need anyone. I QUIT, you heard me you small ugly French man I QUIT and nothing you can say will change my mind.'

'Well if you must know I might have pumped a little bit of nitrous oxide into the theatre to help matters along.'

'You little muppet I'm gonna crack you open and… wait , how much is a little.'

'Well I wouldn't light any matches inside, flick a light switch and there may have been some lasting brain damage. So can we go now.' As they talked a young man walked into a backdoor of the theatre lighting a cigarette as he went.

'Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.' Screamed Larson. Pierre ran away. Beyond that nothing happened.

'Oh.'

'So you didn't fill the theatre with Nitrous whatsit after all.'

'Err seems like I didn't.'

'So they liked me for who I am not because of any kind of hallucinogenic.'

'Yes I would have to agree that yes I was wrong and indeed you do seem to have an amazing comical talent.' The theatre exploded neatly on cue. 'Told you so.'