The new A/N: Hey you guys, been a while, right? It's been so very long, my writing style has improved a hell of a lot, I daresay believe. I recently started rewatching Inuyasha, you see, and since I really like this story, at least it's idea, I've done what I'm too lazy to ever do. Rewrite it. So, it's the same thing, I only upped it's funny, it's wording... all that. Don't worry, it's the same thing, really.
Original A/N: Hey guys. I know, I should be working on my other stories, but I think I'm gonna have some fun with this one.
Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha. There, I said it. I don't.
Summary: While Kagome and Sango are off having a girl's thing, Inuyasha and Miroku find a book that says Diary over the top. Not knowing what it means, they read it. The tears, the drama, the anger!
Secrets not meant to be told:
"Inuyasha, are you sure your going to be okay?"
"Kagome, for the thousandth time, I am going to be just fine. Sheesh, will you stop acting like your my mother?"
"Your going to all by yourself, save Miroku, with no one to stop you before the both of you get in some really deep trouble. Does that sound appealing to you?"
"Do I look like the type of guy to do something incredibly stupid?"
The raven haired girl named Kagome looked the silver-haired hanyou up and down. She was suddenly struck with many flashbacks that I usually skip that reminded her with him doing something incredibly stupid to get him in some deep trouble. "I'm not going to answer that. Just think twice, okay?"
"I got it. I got it." Inuyasha said, turning so that his back to her.
Kagome, and her demon slayer friend Sango decided that in order for these guys to truly appreciate them, and to have some time on their own, they would go off with Shippo and Kirara into a distant land for about a week. Kagome packed a bunch of food and Sango made sure that they weren't disorganized enough to attract any unwanted demon. But, just as they were ready to set off, they found it difficult to actually go.
"Ok, then." Kagome said, getting on top of Kirara. "Remember, don't touch anything that belongs to me."
"And whatever happens, do NOT forget to set that horse demon loose before he becomes vengeful." Sango added, no doubt adding a plot twist to the story.
"Got it." Both Inuyasha and Miroku said, with the same tone of voice that suggested that they did not in fact have it.
"See ya." And with that, the girls left, Shippo waving behind them, flying off into the sunset.
Inuyasha and Miroku watched them until they weren't much then a speck in the sunlight.
"So, whadda ya wanna do now?" Inuyasha asked, turning to Miroku.
"Eat till we can't move?" Miroku suggested.
"Your on." Inuyasha said, and they both ran violently to Kaede's hut, where Kaede was not actually there, for she was out helping people in a nearby village, and wouldn't be back till for some time. Convenient.
Miroku and Inuyasha busted into the pantry at Kaede's hut and began munching on vegetables, meat, nuts, fruit—anything they could get their man-y hands on.
On a strange mad rampage to defeat the other on who can eat the most and not gain weight, as all anime characters do once in a while, I'm sure, they quickly ran Kaede's food stores out. However, though, they were still hungry. Determined, they ran over to Kagome's huge yellow backpack, an item way too bloody large for her to bring on her vacation, and searched. They found no potato chips, no ramen, no any instant or modern foodstuffs that Kagome usually had on hand. She had brought it all with her. They refused to give up, and continued to rummage, Inuyasha being less than careful in his haste for edible substances, throwing all sorts of items out of her bag to to fall on it's inanimate object face on the cold, hard floor.
One of the fancy modern objects that Inuyasha had grabbed was a nice pink book with a fancy cover and a title written and cursive. He was about to chuck it over his shoulder when Miroku stopped him. "Inuyasha. Weren't we supposed to not look through Kagome's stuff?"
Inuyasha stared at him for several seconds. Then he remembered. "Oh yeah."
They were about to go clean up and pretend they didn't just blatantly forget what Kagome had only just like half an hour ago tell them they weren't supposed to do what they just did but Inuyasha noticed the book in his hands. Usually books like this did not interest him, but it had a particularly strong scent of Kagome and he was curious. He pulled it close to his face and squinted. He opened it and looked at the first page. He gasped. The type of gasp that suddenly made one very curious of what was being read.
"What, what is it?" Miroku asked quickly.
"I can't read."
Miroku sweat dropped. "Give me that." He said, taking it out of Inuyasha's hands. He closed it and read the front page. "Kagome and Sango's diary."
"What's a diary?"
"You don't know what a diary is?"
"Uh, no."
Miroku sighed."It's a book that holds a person's personal thoughts."
"Really? Awesome. Read it to me."
"No. I dislike reading other people's personal and private thoughts." Miroku said, with a posture that suggested he was more noble then he really was.
"Aw. You're cheap. Come on. Personal and private thoughts, right?That means that they've got to have some thoughts on you, right? Don't tell me you're not curious."
A muscle under Miroku's eye twitched. "Ok, just this once." He said quickly. He opened the book.
Inuyasha looked over his shoulder, triumphant with himself. But there was only silence. So he growled and poked Miroku hard in the side when he found Miroku was reading to himself. "Come on, ya bum, read it to me."
Miroku cleared his throat and read:
Dear Diary,
The last couple of days were really weird, so I decided to keep a diary because of its weirdness. On the day of my birthday I was looking for my cat Buyo. I ended up finding him by the bone eaters well and was kidnapped by this centipede demon by the name of Mistress Centipede. I pushed her off with a power I didn't know I had. When I got out of the well, I was at a place that looked like home, but was totally different! I didn't know where I was, so I decided to follow the old tree that always showed me the way home. When I got there, I saw a boy, at least, I thought it was a boy. But he had these cute little doggy ears.
"Cute little doggy ears?" Miroku snickered.
"Shu- shut up!" Inuyasha shouted.
I climbed up to him, and said hello, but he was asleep, or looked asleep. I couldn't resist, I HAD to touch 'em. Which I did.
Miroku stopped reading to laugh out loud. Inuyasha growled and flattened his ears to his head with his hands. "She- she touched them? I didn't give her permission!"
After I got that out of my system, I turned around to climb down again but was nearly shot with a couple arrows. I didn't have anything to protect myself with so I buried my face in the boy's chest.
Miroku was snickering again, but Inuyasha smacked him in the back of the head, blushing and flustered. "Quiet! Stop laughing and get on with it!" Rubbing his head, Miroku continued on.
I was captured and tied up. This old lady came and after some talking, I was let go and she gave me some soup. It was yummy. (Smiley face)
Miroku skipped a couple pages. "Kaede said this... yadda yadda..."
Miss Centipede had come back, and she was after me! I ran away to where Kaede told me, to a glow within the forest. I ran as fast as I can. She threw me and I landed in front of the Goshinboku ((sp)). The boy was awake now, which surprised me. But he kept on calling me Kikyo. Do I look like this Kikyo to you?
Miroku and Inuyasha looked at each other.
Ok, you know what, don't answer that question. I told him straight up, I am not Kikyo. But he didn't believe me. Only when he looked at me closely that he realized that I wasn't Kikyo. Then he had the nerve to say that she was much cuter then me. I don't know what she looks like, but that was RUDE. Man, he's a jerk.
"Wow. That is quite insensitive." Miroku said.
"Shut up! You don't know Kikyo. Besides, you're one of those guys who flirts with everyone! Isn't that 'insensitive?'"
"Well... I'm nice while I'm doing it, aren't I?"
Inuyasha growled.
To save himself from pain, Miroku continued.
Mistress Centipede came and she threw me around. She got the sacred jewel out of my body by biting my side, and I don't know how it got there. The boy, who Kaede said was Inuyasha, wanted me to give him the jewel, but I didn't move. I was in shock. Mistress Centipede used her centipede-y body and kinda tied me to the tree, crushing me.
"Ah, so she was on you?" Miroku asked.
Inuyasha blushed madly, a stress mark on his forehead. He tightened a fist, and pounded Miroku on the head.
"Ow! Ok, relax. Jeez"
Not knowing what else to do, I pulled the arrow out. Inuyasha was released and he beat up the centipede. Kaede removed the jewel and gave it to me. But I wish she hadn't. Inuyasha threatened to kill me, and almost did. TWICE!
"Oh Buddha, you are cruel hearted." Miroku said.
"I wanted the jewel. What do you want from me?"
That's when the whole Sit thing came along. I'm very proud of myself now. Stupid Inuyasha. That's what you get for trying to hurt me.
"Shut up wench!" Inuyasha shouted.
"Inuyasha, you're shouting at a diary." Miroku said.
Inuyasha looked at himself and sat down. "What else is there?" He grumbled.
Miroku turned the page.
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I shall be making quick changes and putting better details and all that soon. Like, maybe even today. I mean, it's already been written for me, I just need to, you know, make it better. Updates shall be made soon! See you then ;p
-Alena