Chapters 1&2
Chapter 1.
AN: Special muscles (get it, coz im prep) 2 my new bf (not in that way) Duck, [insertname here] 4 helpin me wifth da stury and spellin. U roq! Justine ur da luv of my derpzzing life u roq 2! Kp roqs!
Yo my name is Chalky Light'ness Senli Duck Road and I have shurt blond hair (that's not how I got my name) with green streaks and blue tips that reaches my mid-head and dark red eyes like obscure tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Morgan Freeman (AN: If you don't know who he is get da hell out of here!). Im not rel8ted to Bruce Road but I wish I was because he's a major fucking hottie. Im a werewolf but my body is bald. I have ebony skin. Im also a wizard, and I go to a magic school called Hogwarts in England where im in my sevnth year (Im seven). I'm a prep (in case you couldn't tell) and wear mostly white. I love Sports Authority and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a white bro tank with matching white sunglasses and white basketball shorts, long white socks, and white flip flops. I was wearing clear chapstick, no foundation, no eyeliner, and no eye shadow. I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was it wasn't snowing or raining so there was plenty of sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of goths stared at me. I put a middle finger at them.
"Hey Chalky!" shouted a voice. I looked up…. Hermoine Granger!
"What up Hermoine?" I asked.
"Nothing." she said shyly.
But then, I heard my friends call me and I had to go away.
AN: Duuudes, Howz my story yo?
Chapter 2.
AN: Danks holmes for helpin out with da story bra!
The next day I woke up in my bed. It was bright and sunny again. I opened the door to my closet and ate some deer from a bottle I had. My bed was white pale and inside it was electrik green with white lace on the ends. I got out of my bed and took off my giant LSP t-shirt which I used for pajamas. Instead, I put on a white tank top, a dodecahedral necklace, flip flops and a fishnet on my head. I put on four pairs of sunglasses on my face, and put my hair in a not.
My friend, Cedar (AN: Duck this is you!) woke up and frowned at me. He flipped his short 2 inch hair blond hair with red streaks and opened his pee green eyes. He put on his Brad Pitt t-shirt with a white mini, hairnet and pointy sandals. We put gel in our hair (Gel.)
"OMFG, I saw you talking to Hermoine Granger yesterday!" he said excitedly.
"Yeah. So?" I said, blushing.
"Do you like Hermoine?" he asked as we went out of the Griffendor common room and into the Great Hall.
"No I fucking don't!" I shouted.
"Yeah right!" he exclaimed. Just then, Hermoine walked up next to me.
"Hi." He said.
"Hi." I replied flirtily.
"Guess what." she said.
"What?" I asked.
"Well, Katy Perry is having a concert in Hogsmeade." He told me.
"Oh. My. Fucking. God!" I screamed. I love KP. She's my favourite singer, besides Kanye.
"Well…. Do you want to go with me?" he asked.
I gasped.