Disclaimer: I don't own FF7 (you just wait Squaresoft…er... Square Enix) but I do own Haru

On with the story!

"Holy crap, I hate ShinRa!" Haru thought, "All they did was nag me and shit."

But unfortunately for Haru the day he quit ShinRa was the day Cloud and co. were breaking in to the ShinRa building. "Hey look it a ShinRa soldier" a voice muttered.

"C'mon Aeris get him!"

"What me, no you Cloud you get him"

"Never"

"Okay then on three we charge!"

"Y'NO I CAN HEAR EVERY WORD YER SAYING!"

"SHIT, KILL HIM!"

"DARNIT, even after I quit SOLDIER everyone's still out to get me!" Haru yelled as he drew his sword. Haru's sword looked like a smaller version of Sephiroth's sword but fatter and about 5 feet long.

"HYA!"

CRASH

BOOM!

CLANK!

Haru glanced at Cloud before shouting "CRASH DRIVE!" his limit break.

Cloud dodged it and attacked with his own stronger attack CROSS SLASH. "Oof, well I see we're off to a rough start, heheh…" Haru said menacingly (the music from safor Seph starts playing- Seph: DON'T CALL ME THAT!-sorry!) "RAM DRIVE!"

The whole area around them exploded and Tifa was thrown off her feet and fell off the ledge that appeared from Ram Drive's massive explosion. "Tifa!" Cloud screamed as he darted off the ledge to save her.

"GOD &&#$# CLOUD, I'LL GET THE SHINRA GUY!" Barrett cursed. (New made up attack) "LASER CANNON HIGH POWER" Barrett roared as a huge laser shot from his gun.

"Oh fuck YAAAAA!" Haru jumped off the cliff, but Aeris caught him by his black coat and pulled him up. "Meep!" Haru meeped (no crappy pun intended).

"Hi, your cute, I'm Aeris, you can die now." FWA-BAM! Aeris sent him flying off the cliff.

"AAAAAGHH, hey she thinks I'm cute, cool, hahahahaha…wait…AAAAAAAAAAGH!" Haru screamed as he fell down and landed on his face, hard, very hard. "Ouch…"

The next day…

"YUMM bacon…" Haru scarfed down some bacon, "mmmmmmm"

The next week (nothing important happened that week):

Haru wad walked until he found the gold saucer, there he challenged Dio to a fight. If he won, Dio would give him a dune buggy.

"Hey, Dio, you look stronger than you are" Haru laughed.

Dio roared and charged at Haru. Haru punched him out cold and took the buggy keys.

"Hey thanks, old man!" Haru laughed as he walked off.

He now took the dune buggy until he reached the frozen lands, the he "accidentally" took the buggy off the cliff to the city of the ancients.

"WEEEEEEE, oh, umm, I mean, AAAAAAAAGHH,…., oh what the hell, WEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

CRASH!

He slowly go out of the car.

"SO, where is this city of the ancients", Haru was near to it very near, In it, he was in it, man he's slow…. "HEY, stupid author person…, well so here's the city, eh." Haru muttered.