Mario's paraglider smelt like old cheese, but he didn't care.
Mario's last lasagna slice smelt like summer breeze, but he didn't care.
Mario's new bicycle smelt like logs of iron, but he didn't care.
Mario's nose smelt like a Christmas carol, but he didn't care.
Mario's appetite for mushroom could not be sustained, but he didn't care.
Mario's love for his green brother was dwindling, but he didn't care.
Mario's hatred toward Bowser's Koopa buns was ripening, but he didn't care.
Mario's gorgeous mustache was combed with the utmost delicacy, but he didn't care.
Mario's fear of sturgeon was great, but he didn't care.
Mario's lack of Tyranitar supplements was weak, but he didn't care.
Mario's ignorance of bliss was mighty, but he didn't care.
Mario's helpfulness towards the Toads was decreasing, but he didn't care.
Mario's fury toward cable news was not healthy, but he didn't care.
Mario's anger toward the History Channel was misguided, but he didn't care.
Mario's violence toward the local new was uncalled for, but he didn't care.
Mario's dealings with NatGeo were gruesome, but he didn't care.
Mario's fit was rageful, but he didn't care.
Mario's fit was dishonest, but he didn't care.
Mario's fit was insatiable, but he didn't care.
Mario's fit was fat, but he didn't care.
Mario's larynx was named "Steve", but he didn't care.
Mario's coccyx was named "Norton" , but he didn't care.
Mario's scapula was named "Gordon", but he didn't care.
Mario's medulla oblongata was named "Greg", but he didn't care.
Mario's affection toward Will Smith was unbiased, but he didn't care.
Mario's thoughts about Alexander Hamilton were sticky, but he didn't care.
Mario's selflessness with Mr. Bean was generous, but he didn't care.
Mario's love for Jackie Chan was heroic, but he didn't care.
Mario's socks were inside-out, but he didn't care.
Mario's distaste for Pixar's Inside-Out was frugal, but he didn't care.
Mario's debate against Disney properties was unjustified, but he didn't care.
Mario's significance was deniable, but he didn't care.
Mario had a royal lion, but he didn't care.
Mario had a loyal chicken, but he didn't care.
Mario had a fabulous pig, but he didn't care.
Mario had a granola-flavoured giraffe, but he didn't care.
Mario's hat was Cappy, but he didn't care.
Mario's hat had wings, but he didn't care.
Mario's hat had bunny ears, but he didn't care.
Mario's hat was missing, but he didn't care.
Mario didn't care.
And he doesn't care about me or you.
We should all hug Mario.
So that way he can learn to care.
Because Mario has wicked saucy abs.