FF7 re-released in better version

cloud and barret and avalanche get off the train.

cloud: ahh. mutated diaper guards!

mutated diaper guards: you will not beat diaper inc.!

*cloud throws them in the garbage*

mdg: nooooo......

barret: ahh a guard scorpion!

cloud: where?

barret: i'm just guessing.

*a guard scorpion approaches*

cloud: ahhhh....

barret: don't worry, it's only a diaper inc. product. dman you diaper inc.

*cloud and barret kill it*

barret: lets plant the bomb!

*5 seconds to denomination*

barret and cloud: AHHHHHH!!!!

*every bodies dead ok just kiddin'*

*10 minutes to denomination*

cloud: well, there's the door, let's go!

*WEAPON ATTACKS*

barret cloud: AAAAHHHH!!!

aeris: hi I'm a flower girl trying to face my fears and eat a 90ft long hoagie!

cloud: uh yeah.... hey, you want to help us fight a man named sephiroth for no certain reason?

aeris: sure

Kuja: Cloud, I am your brother!

cloud: you're in the wrong story!

kuja: sorry.

*will cloud fight sephiroth, will aeris finally eat a 90ft hoagie? find out on next chapter!