Pitch Black
- Raisa, wake up! yelled my mom from upstairs
Arghhhhhhhhhh! I rolled over. Six oclock? SIX O'CLOCK!? It was Saturday! Why on earth was she waking me up at six o'clock? I groaned. Probably another family outing. Blaggghhh! Family Day sucks. We get together and go to a park or play board games ( There's a reason they call them bored games,Ha ha) I know, i know. That was awful.
- Is it another family outing? I grumbled.
- NO. OH GOD NO PLEASE NO FAMILY OUTINGS! And that would be my sister, Paige. I guess she hated them as much as I did. Huh. Who knew?
- No, not another family outing. We have to get you two to the nurse as soon as possible. Apparently some scientists have discovered a new disease that's why WE HAVE TO LEAVE NOW.
I luged my ass out of bed. If we were late my mother would never let me hear the end of it. She had a crazy obsesion about our health, and honestly, I did not want to get sick. It made me feel and look awful for weeks, which definetly does not turn the guys on. Suddenly I caught a wiff of someting delicious that would have me up and going in minutes: Chocolate apple cinnamon pancakes! YUMMY! As i got dressed and luged my extremely fat butt, which is totaly not fat, upstairs I was singing my favorirte song:
NINJAS!
YEAH! LET'S GO!
NINJAS ARE TOTALY AWESOME,
NINJA'S ARE TOTALYAWESOME
NEWNEWNEWNEWNEWN-NEW-NEW
NEWNEWNEWNEWNEWN-NEW-NEW
CLOTHES.
That was the song I sang when I was either in my Yay, chocolate apple cinamon pancakes! mood, or, when I wanted a truckload of new clothes. I know it's totally random but it's fun to sing.
