You…Man Stealer, You!
By Mighty Pen
Disclaimer: This is a sequel to "I Thought it was a Cookie Company!" This is in Trish's POV about Torrie kissing Jeff. The names of the characters belong to the Titan Sports. Vince McMahon owns WWF and WCW (No, it isn't Shane!) Wrestlers themselves own… themselves.
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"All the girls want us," Jeff snootily replies to his brother with a smile on his face. All the girls want us? How thickheaded can he be? Doesn't he realize that all Torrie is doing is making me mad for the bra and panties tag team match? This is unbelievable.
I feel so sorry for Stacy, after Lita gets through with her. The Twist of Fate hurts! As Lita and I walk up the ramp, me with some difficulty, Lita goes one way for Stacy, and I go the other way for Torrie. I shake my hand. It needs to get ready for some good slaps.
Turning a corner, I spot her. What nice luck. Well, for me, anyway. Ha, ha. "Torrie!" I call. "Torrie!" Torrie turns around and sees me. She turns a bit pale. "H-Hi, Trish," She said. I bolt my lips. I am at lost for words for this… this… Ah, it's a PG fic, I can't say it. "Listen, you… Man stealer, you!" I say loudly. "If you must know, I had Jeff before you. I kissed him before you. And he liked it."
Torrie grinned. "But I do believe he liked mine, too. Ah, there he is now. Why don't you go ask him?" I glare at her. "Oh, Jeff!" I call. He turns around and smiles. "Hi, Trish. Hi… Torrie." Torrie grins and waves her hand. "Jeff, can I talk to you…" I look at Matt. "In private?" He nods and turns around.
"Jeff, why are you so happy that Torrie kissed you? She doesn't like you!" I said. I try to get this man back into reality. "Then why did she kiss me?" He asked, stroking his chin. I sigh. "Because I have to face her at Invasion in a bra and panties tag team match! She's just getting me mad." Jeff shrugged.
"But she said I was intelligent, and athletic, and… Hot…" Jeff smiles. I roll my eyes and throw my hands up in the air. "Oh, forget it!" I turn around and leave. He is just so clueless! Jeff watches me retreat down the hall. "Was it something I said?"