Article 153
If you wish to become a cafeteria caretaker please note the following guild lines.
-The cafeteria is open 24/7 because of some of our more nocturnal residents; you will be given a list of available work times and can choose the ones that suit you best.
-You will be given a test on the different diets of the leaguers to refrain from unnecessary incidents. (Case in point when Aqua Man was served tuna fish for dinner he was not amused, and the chef may or may not have found a hundred lobsters in his bathtub)
-Everything you cook will be required to be made in large amounts to accommodate not just the hundreds of hungry superheroes but also The Flash.
-The Flash is not allowed in the kitchen at any times. If you notice food mysteriously disappearing from the kitchen then you may proceed to a) take matters into your own hands and coat the floor in ice (though that may disturb the other personal) or b) tell Batman, if you're brave enough.
-The same goes for Martian Manhunter if the oreos start to disappear. If continues than drastic measures can be taken, all candles and gas stoves may be lit. He wont bother you again.
-Try to give everyone similarly sized portions (besides the obvious exceptions like The Flash) as the more rambunctious leaguers tend to argue about such things which leads to food fights which is an aggravating problem for the cleaners. (On a completely different note The Batman would like to speak to the Green Lantern Guy Gardner as soon as possible)
-We do not condone the selling of Super Hero merchandise or food products, The Flash's Lightspeed energy bar and Booster Gold's Gummies are not allowed on the cafeteria menu.
-Neither is alcohol. Especially to Hawkgirl, or Green Lantern Guy Gardner. Ever.
-Please (!) do not mix up Thanagarian style pancakes (which ingredients include a special mixture of Thanagarian beetle juice with the meat loaf. That mistake resulted in half the Justice League getting food poisoning and one very unsatisfied Hawkgirl.
We thank you for your service.