Disclaimer: Don't own it.
Warnings: Slash
Author's Note: Don't flame. I myself am a Drarry fan. This is just making fun of the badly written ficcies that should be lynched. Also, all spelling mistakes and the like are intentional.
Chapter One- WTF, mate?!
Harry Potter was in his seventh year. He had just discovered he was gay. Coincidentially, so had Malfoy. Harry got off the train at Hogsmeade. Hermione and Ron were snogging in the compartment. They had finally started dating. Ginny was snogging Cho. They had started dating too. Yay! Let's all do a happy dance now!!!! So, back to the story, Harry got off the train at Hogsmeade. About twenty feet away from him there was Malfoy talking to his friends Crabbe and Goyle. Over the summer he had gotten taller, grown his hair out a bit, and had just gotten sexier. Harry blushed. He was having naughty boy thoughts about his arch-nemesis. This is bad. Harry saw Ron and Hermione finally come out of the compartment. Their clothes were ripped. Ron made some mean comment about Malfoy. Harry, who had realized that he was madly in love with Malfoy five seconds ago, sighed and rolled his eyes. Harry blushed.
Harry walked around the halls on the first night of school. He somehow ended up in the halls near the Slytherin common room. Malfoy also happened to be walking about, for the "plot" would not be able to advance if he was not. They bumped into each other when they heard Snape's voice. They both fell into a random broom closet which Harry spelled shut. Harry blushed. Malfoy realized who he was with and felt like yelling because he hated Harry. Harry began to advance on him and...
Warnings: Slash
Author's Note: Don't flame. I myself am a Drarry fan. This is just making fun of the badly written ficcies that should be lynched. Also, all spelling mistakes and the like are intentional.
Chapter One- WTF, mate?!
Harry Potter was in his seventh year. He had just discovered he was gay. Coincidentially, so had Malfoy. Harry got off the train at Hogsmeade. Hermione and Ron were snogging in the compartment. They had finally started dating. Ginny was snogging Cho. They had started dating too. Yay! Let's all do a happy dance now!!!! So, back to the story, Harry got off the train at Hogsmeade. About twenty feet away from him there was Malfoy talking to his friends Crabbe and Goyle. Over the summer he had gotten taller, grown his hair out a bit, and had just gotten sexier. Harry blushed. He was having naughty boy thoughts about his arch-nemesis. This is bad. Harry saw Ron and Hermione finally come out of the compartment. Their clothes were ripped. Ron made some mean comment about Malfoy. Harry, who had realized that he was madly in love with Malfoy five seconds ago, sighed and rolled his eyes. Harry blushed.
Harry walked around the halls on the first night of school. He somehow ended up in the halls near the Slytherin common room. Malfoy also happened to be walking about, for the "plot" would not be able to advance if he was not. They bumped into each other when they heard Snape's voice. They both fell into a random broom closet which Harry spelled shut. Harry blushed. Malfoy realized who he was with and felt like yelling because he hated Harry. Harry began to advance on him and...