Jak's Catt: Hello! So this is my first ever fanfiction! Yay!
Jak: That's awesome, babe. *puts arms around waist* But don't you think you should do the disclaimer?
Jak's Catt: *blushes* Um, right. So here you go people: I DO NOT OWN JAK AND DAXTER! I ONLY OWN CATT! *looks at Jak* Was that okay?
Jak: Yes. Ow.
Jak's Catt: Sorry. *kisses him softly*
Jak: Enjoy the story, people. I'm kidnapping her. *drags her away to make out*
"Catt?" asks Tess. Catt looks up, strands of her long dark hair falling into her face.
"What's up?" Tess shifts her weight from one foot to the other, looking uncomfortable. This is such a strange concept to Catt that she walks to the blonde and grabs her arms.
"Are you okay, Tess?" she demands. "Did Daxter do something?" Tess laughs and shakes her head.
"No, it's not like that at all. I just wanted to know," she shifts her weight again, "what is it that you love about Jak?" Catt stares at the other girl for a moment, and then sits down on her bunk. She looks at her hands begins to explain.
"His eyes. They are the first thing I noticed about him. They were such a piercing blue. I felt as if he could look right into my very soul with those eyes. I found out that he likes it when I look him straight in those eyes before I kiss him. I love his eyes.
His mouth. He has such a perfect smile, that it makes me weak in the knees. His mouth feels so soft, but demanding, whenever he kisses me. I love his mouth.
His hair. I love to run my hands through it when his kisses me. It's so soft. I love his hair.
His voice. He tells me he love me when ever he has the chance. He whispers secrets that are only for me with voice. He simply talks to me, about anything and everything, with that beautiful, wonderful voice. I love his voice.
His hands. I love it when he holds my hand in his. They are calloused, but gentle. He can do wonderful things with his hands. He touches me, and protects me with those hands.
His everything. I love everything about his being. He is all that I ever wanted. He is perfect for me. He is my best friend, my boyfriend, my lover, and my one true love.
Of one thing I am absolutely sure, Tess. I love Jak. And nothing could ever change that."
Tess nods slowly. She mummers something about having to go help Daxter at the Naughty Ottsel, and leaves. Catt sighs, and rests her head in her hands. 'What was that about?' she thinks to herself. Then a familiar voice pipes up behind her.
"Is that really how much you love me?" asks Jak softly. Catt turns and looks over her shoulder at the handsome hero. He looks defenseless, his expression soft. She looks away.
"There's a lot more than that," she mutters. "You put her up to that didn't you? You know that you could've asked me yourself, right?" Jak moves to stand in front of her, and lifts her face to his. When their lips are only centimeters apart, he breaths, "That wouldn't have been as much fun." Then he kisses her with enough force to send her mind reeling.
Later that night, when they are eating dinner with all their friends, she brings it up again.
She turns to him and, being sure everyone can hear, tells him, "You didn't ever tell me what you love about me, Jak."
The room goes quiet. As Jak stumbles over his words, Daxter decides to say something that teaches everyone a lesson about embarrassing a women.
"… Payback's a bitch."