The Weirdest story Ever.

A/N: This is based on a series of texts between my friend and I. WARNING: Large amounts of randomness!

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The following is a conversation between Hamilton Holt, Dan Cahill, and Athenagal88

Dan= Ninja-Boy39-NB39

Hamilton= Tomas-Dude39-TD39

Athena= Athenagal88 (DUH!)-AG88

Ninja-Boy39 has logged on

Tomas-Dude39 has logged on

NB39: Hey Ham!

TD39: Hey little bud!

Athenagal88 has logged on

AG88: Hi you two!

NB39: Who are you?

AG88: A ninja.

NB39: Really!

AG88: Maybe.

NB39: TELL ME!

AG88: Lets just say, if I told you, I'd have to kill you.

NB39: AWESOME! Ham, she's a ninja!

TD39: Ok then?

AG88: I've come to talk to you about the weirdest thing ever… Twilight.

NB39: Eww! I HATE TWILIGHT! Nellie loves it though.

TD39: Yeah, Regan and Madison love it too.

AG88: So I see. Today I will ask you several Twilight based questions. 1. Edward .vs. Jacob .vs. Cat?

NB39: The werewolf.

TD39: The vampire.

AG88: WRONG! The cat. Edward and Jacob hate each other, so, they would fight each other, and the cat would be left alone. Oh, and the cat is Saladin.

NB39: OH YEAH! YOU GO SADALIN!

TD39: YEAH, IGNORE THOSE MONSTERS!

AG88: 2. Bella .vs. Me.

TD39: You?

AG88: Yep, me.

TD39: Post or Pre vamp?

AG88: Pre.

NB39: Duh, YOU! You're a ninja!

TD39: No comment.

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A/N: So, stop or go? I was bored, so this is probably bad. Flames will help me kill Isabel Kabra, and make cyber tacos for the reviewers.