These were a combined effort by Jamie Jazz and Julia-Caesar! Enjoy!
Dancing Through Parodies
Dancing Through Malls
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*Scene, Fiyero just got a tattoo and is walking through the mall with no shirt to show it off*
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Fiyero:
The trouble with malls is
They always try to make you spend money.
Believe me, I've bought enough stupid stuff to know.
They want you to buy more hair gel,
More track suits,
But I say 'Why abide the fussing?'
Stop studying price,
And learn to live, a cheaper funner, life!
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Dancing through malls!
Getting a great deal
Sometimes you might even' find a sale.
Nothing's worse coz, it ain't worth it.
That's just the mall, so keep buying more!
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Dancing through stores,
Trying and buying,
Make sure you use your Platinum Oz Card.
Life is frightful, when you ain't all that spiteful,
Just keep dancing through malls!
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*Galinda, Boq and Elphaba thoroughly embarrassed scheme to get him out of the shops*
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Galinda:
See those tragically hideous pants,
The ones in that shop?
It seems so unfair,
That gays should have pairs,
And not him,
Gee! I know someone would be my hero,
If that someone were, to go and buy them!
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*Boq goes into a store, buys some white pants and gives them to Galinda who gives them to Fiyero*
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Galinda:
They're really uh, stark!
Don't ya think!
You know white, suits you ink!
You deserve each other, these pants and you,
You're both so… white?
You deserve each other so here;
It was all Elphaba's idea!
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*While no one was looking Fiyero changed his pants and continued to sing*
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Fiyero:
Dancing through malls!
If only because Galinda drags us their!
And the strange thing,
Your pants could end up changing,
When you're dancing THROUGH MALLS!
Hope you all enjoyed! Don't forget to review coz if your lucky we'll post the other parodies too!