Madness combat: the Auditor familiar

(London, England,UK)

It was a cold bitter night in London where a man was sitting on a lonely train platform waiting for his delayed train that was due 21 minutes ago.

A tall 20 year old man that measured 6ft 2 sat on one of the benches with his arms crossed, his left leg crossed over his right knee with a laptop propped up on it. His right leg was tapping the floor quite repeatedly whether it was irritation or it was bloody cold sitting in the same place for over 45 minutes. He wore a long black trench coat that was open to reveal a black long sleeve shirt layered over a white shirt. He also wore dark jeans and black combat boots.

The young man had medium length blackish hair, or a mop that looked a bit spiky at the front and top but long and straight down his neck

All because of his damn boss/manager called him in unexpectedly for him to do a night shift because one lazy worker decided to book a week off and I have yet to have a week off. It is way too ironic for him to know that he is the only reliable worker in the office. Well the place he was working was a small company that made APP games, it wasn't what he hoped for but he was in it for the experience not the dream and then hopeful he could gain that experience and move on to higher careers.

He will tell you, project planning is a bitch when you have the most uncooperative and lazy team you would ever have the dishonour of working with.

When he was younger he was a very active gamer enthusiast. He set his career choice as a games developer for his primary decision for his career.

It was either that or the army, and he was secretly and deep down in his heart he was regretting his choice with the former. It wasn't all sunshine and rainbows that he had hoped his job would be. The company staffs were just poorly trained and there were a lot of errors in their work, it didn't help that the manager is completely over dependent on you because you are the best employee they have got at the moment and of all time, and they will call you in because somebody fucked up again or they called in sick or booked a holiday/vacation when they clearly don't deserve one.

'I should have gone for the military; at least I can trust those kinds of people to watch my back instead of these assholes just dumping their responsibilities onto me so they can bugger off somewhere else.' He mentally ranted for the umpteenth time.

The only thing that was keeping him company was his Precious gaming laptop the Origin (I don't really know the best gaming laptop there is because I don't really need one , so I'm taking a random pick of one of the best), the amber light coming from the station platforms lamp post that was giving him the sense of loneliness in the station and the bitter cold wind nipping at the skin on his face and neck.

"The train heading to London St Pancras station has been delayed due to an unfortunate engine failure , we apologise for the delay." The electronic voice on the tannoy system announced to the station.

"Are you fucking joking, What the hell are those Spaz's doing with their trains!" He gritted his teeth in irritation.

I then sighed, should i call work and tell them i can't make it in on time. It wouldn't make a difference they would just tell me to make it to work by other means like a bus or taxi. Busses take too long and the majority of people on the bus at this time of night are assholes, drunks or creepy weirdos. Taxis were more costly but they get the job done and taxi drivers are pretty friendly people depending on who you get, so taxi it is. 'They will never fire me, nor let me hand in my notice so I can fucking leave only for them to offer me more hours and better pay than the last time just to keep me in. I tried twice to leave that place and I thought they were honest about the better pay but they lied about that and I ended up getting underplayed. Well it was to be expected they are only a small company who are just struggling financially.'

I then looked up at the stations electronic information board that showed the time, 11:29 PM. The young man just shook his head. 'I can't keep on doing this, this is just ridiculous.' Suddenly there was an email notification that alerted him on his phone. I pulled out my Samsung galaxy s6 and swiped the screen. Only to face fault at what he received, his new updated time table that showed that he had a morning shift straight after his night shift that went from 11 till 9 till 5. how much caffeine do I need to do all that, This is absolute torture. And then I saw a text caption below the time table from my manger saying "Would you kindly come in tomorrow morning, we are behind schedule again and Daniel has called in sick again. so if you can come and help us that would be great if that is not a problem.".

My right eye was twitching like mad and my foot was tapping the floor even faster. I was gripping my phone almost cracking it from the amount of anger I was feeling.

"That's it I quit, there are neither going to be any second, third or not even a hoping chance for them to get me to back out of this one. Fuck you manager, I am going home." He put his phone away back into his jeans pocket and then He closed his laptop that was playing an episode of familiar of zero and packed the laptop into its bag with a shoulder strap and wrapped the bag around his right shoulder that hung the bag by his left hip. And a digital camo backpack hung over his left shoulder. With both bags over his shoulders he left the station.

While he was walking through the quiet streets he thought back to the episode of that anime he was just watching on his laptop a few minutes ago. A friend recommended it to him saying it was worth a watch. It was interesting he thought, he liked the concept of a modern 21st century person getting magically teleported into a fantasy medieval setting, it does sound a little bit cheesy at first but if you look at it closely from an experts point of view it would absolutely suck for anyone else if you were this poor sod named Saito.

'I probably could manage it at first with all of the training my uncle and cousin put me through, but I still would like my Wi-Fi in arms reach thank you very much' he mused to himself

Back in the past his uncle and cousin constantly made him go through hellish training for self-defence and keeping him fit. Not that he would admit to anyone else that he used to get bullied at school, but it wasn't till his last year at middle school that he ended up kicking all of the school bullies arses all the way to the school nurses office and then the hospital. He normally would get expelled for all of that but it was his last day in middle school at the time so the teachers couldn't really do much about that.

Back to topic, Wi-Fi is a necessity in modern day life whenever you are out and about or relaxing at home. God bless that man who invented the internet whoever he/she is, meh I could look it up later.

Another thing that that came up in his thoughts that raised an eyebrow was The whole Saito and Louise master and slave relationship, well it's pronounced as familiar but that only applies to a magical creature and Saito however is a human and he is blatantly being treated as an abused slave.

'Now I know how these anime's, manga and Japanese novels plot lines go with all of the harem and ecchi stuff going on in the story is that it's always the first girl that the protagonist meets in the story that he is destined by the storyline to be paired with that girl. The main focus would be on that pairing but the story would add in more females who are sometimes more hotter than the leading female character of the story even if they are supporting characters. I stand by that statement because I don't see what makes Louise even that attractive, yes she does look cute in a way despite the fact that she frowns a lot, also she looks like a damn pre-teen thirteen or twelve year old girl. And there were more females that were introduced into the story that were likely to be put into the harem and they were far better looking than louise, depends on what peoples tastes are then I'm not going to judge people if they are into that kind of Loli thing whatever it's called.

The maid siesta was a good choice if you prefer somebody who had a somewhat normal peaceful life that and she looked pretty cute, but then again I am not normal and I quite like strong willed girls who do not stand at the side-lines like a cheerleader. She is not a fighter and she was meek at first but then she eventually matured a bit into a kind hearted girl with more courage later on. That's nice and all but I like a girl who can look after herself.

Kirche is an exotic choice for me and I do admit to myself I do have a thing for that sort of thing. It was weird at first top see that she out of all the females in the second year was the most developed in all three *AHEM!* measurements. She was more of the flirtatious kind of girl like that one girl at school who is the most popular but everyone calls her a slut either out of jealousy or it was somewhat true in a sense but she seemed like a caring friend. I knew some hot girls back in school who were hot and they were really nice people, but they were unapproachable because most of the boys also had an interest in them, they were like vultures against anyone who dared approach them which also happens quite a lot with the average boy meeting the hottest girl in school but gets threatened by the male students because of that, it happens in some Animes as well that features a school.

She was also a bit of a bully but more of a teasing and verbal bullying towards Louise which kind of put me off slightly, I don't accept bullying no matter what but Louise always abuses and demeans Saito which was five times worse than what kirche and the rest of the student body had ever done to her. Is kirche really that bad of a human being or is Louise the real bad person?

I mean at first I thought Louise was a total bitch that has problems with getting bullied and the magic problem but in episode two I thought she actually wasn't that bad and she did care. But that was instantly thrown out of the window when her personality decided to do a complete 180 when she made him do even more chores despite the fact that he was injured and when she brought out the horse whip all because she found him in kirches room and then decided to punish him by whipping his ass for it even though it was her that kicked him out of her room in the first place.

If saito and Louise's relationship does eventually happen, it would be one of the most dysfunctional relationship of all time in anime, manga and novels.

And finally there is… oh shit.'

During my thoughts and daydreaming moment I wasn't paying attention to where I was at and my body just went on auto pilot, and I ended up in a public tunnel that was used for getting across busy roads. The problem was that this place is out of sight and there are plenty of bad people lurking down here.

And speak of the devils and they shall appear, By devils I meant twats in hoodies, tracksuit, those stupid snapback hats that says swag(ERGH!) and their piss poor urban English dialect that you cannot understand a word they are saying.

'This is not good I have already been surrounded and the exits been blocked off by more of them and the ones in front have already spotted me, Okay just act casual here and no sudden movements unless threatened.' he thought cautiously.

A gang of youths were dressed in dark hoodies and tracksuit with a face scarf covering the bottom half of their faces. They looked pale and their eyes had bags around them and they smelled of cigarettes, alcohol, a bit of drugs and bad hygiene.

They all had their hands in their pockets while the ones in front approached me. I simply acted normal and tried to walk past him but the leading chav stood in my way deliberately. I then tried to walk by his left side and another chav blocked my path. I looked back and saw the other youths in this street gang had blocked off my exit.

I heard them smirking which made me want to punch them. So I acted politely.

"Is there a problem?"

"no mate, there aint no problems here. We were just curious on what's in the bags?"

"Ok, and what's so interesting about them."

"Can we have a look at what's inside, is bet it looks like a very nice in there, very expensive too."

"That's not really any of your business now is it."

"Oh come on don't be like that, we hardly ever get to see cool stuff due to rising costs around here. You seem like you do get the coolest things, I bet you get them because you are pretty wealthy yourself and you have a rich family."

"No, it's called getting a job and my family are hardworking to earn their money. I get these cool things because I bought them through hard work with the money I earnt. I am not spoilt; you're just lazy and stubborn in earning money the hard way."

That struck a nerve in them "are you trying to be funny here,cos I aint laughing. We can't get jobs because they require standard grades to get a job but we cant get any jobs we want to do because the schools are a joke in this area, they do fuck all and the teachers just look down at you and cannot teach the lesson properly.

"Not my problem, yes there are schools that are not that great in some places but it's generally because the majority of students in the school are idiots and assholes. You are just complaining because you were one of those people that didn't use their time wisely and instead just messes up his life further and further."

His eyes scowled even further "don't you even start going there that's what everyone says."

"But you could've gone so far like me if you hadn't neglected your education, instead you are hanging around this poor excuse of a community lurking in the darkest areas and resorting to thievery just like what you are going to do now if that knife in your pocket is involved in this.

"That's it I'm done playing nice, now hand over those bags or I will cut you up!" he pulled out a long kitchen carving knife.

"see you just proved my point."

"SHUT UP!" he shouted before he lunged at me slashing the knife in a downward slash.

I saw it coming and I quickly reached into one of my coats inside pockets and whipped out a steel 27cm expandable baton and flicked it outwards for it to expand and I swiped at the attackers hand that was wielding the knife, the tip of the baton hit him directly on the middle knuckle, breaking it..

The attacking youth screamed in unbearable pain and collapsed on the stone ground clutching his broken hand was cussing out swear words and death threats every 3 seconds.

The other seven youths saw this and drew their weapons which were a combination of knives, bike chains and baseball and cricket bats.

They all charged at me and swung their weapons at me, they were not fast and they were pretty sluggish and all over the place in their strikes. So I retaliated by swiping my baton across their arms and legs either breaking them or fracturing them it didn't matter. One tried to get behind but I performed a roundhouse kick to his upper chest area near his neck area that winded him and then he collapsed on the ground.

Another one tried to do the same thing with a baseball ball bat but I deflected his bat mid swing making him lose balance and I struck him in the face with my free hand fracturing his nose.

It was when there were two people left I was in for a surprise, the youth that I just disarmed by breaking his hand had reached into the waist area of his tracksuit to whip out a pistol that looked like Sig Sauer P226, it can't be real because of the UK's Strict gun laws so it must be an airsoft pistol.

Just as he was about to point it at me I rushed at him and hit the pistol out of his hand until….

*BANG!*

The pistol discharged a live 9×19mm Parabellum bullet. But as the pistol fired the shot, I soon found out that he was massive idiot in bringing a gun in to an enclosed tunnel that echoed. My ears were ringing from that shot but I soon got over it.

The youth that had the gun was pressing his unbroken hands to his ears in an attempt to lessen the pain.

When he recovered he also discovered to his horror that his gun that just discharged the shot had struck one of his friends that was still standing in the lung. The poor guy was clearly suffering as he was turning pale and the blood was pouring out of his mouth and his right lung was filling up with his blood.

"Noo! You bastard you killed my friend!"

"ME! You were the one that tried to shoot me with YOUR gun, I acted in self-defence and the gun had either discharged by itself or you must have pulled the trigger just before the gun had left your hand, how the fuck did you get that gun anyway!"

"SHUT UP,I'LL KILL YOU MOTHERFUCKER! He screamed charging at me ignoring the pain instead focusing on blind rage. He didn't get very far until I knocked him out by smashing the pommel of the baton across the left side of his head.

I breathed out a sigh of relief and shook my head at the mess I got myself in " my day just had to get worse didn't it and it's not even midnight yet only seven minutes to go.

I then picked up the pistol and I looked at it in fascination. "Now I wonder how you got this?...hmm that's interesting. This appears to be a British military issued L105A1 that is a variant to the sig sauer p226. A civilian is not supposed to have something like this; maybe you have a friend in the army or a relative.

*BANG,PING!*

"Fuck!" I shouted as another gun shot was heard at the far end of the tunnel that I was supposed to be heading towards. But the shot missed me and instead hit one of the tunnels lights and a part of what was illuminated, the tunnel just went out pitch black. Luckily I was wearing mostly dark so the cover of darkness hid me well.

Bu the fact remaining was that there were more of these wannabe street gangsters that have guns and they are firing at me.

Deciding not to take any chances in solving this peacefully with my life on the line I brought the pistol's iron sights into my line of sight and I quickly fired two shots that lit up the tunnel as the barrel flashed briefly and effectively taking out the attacker that was hit twice in his head.

With the youths distracted with their shot dead friend I made a run for it out of the other end of the tunnel after I searched the leaders body for more ammo clips which luckily he had four more.

I ran out of the tunnel and into the open streets and to add further misfortune there were more of them and they had vehicles. They were crappy modded cars that were brightly coloured and looked like they were made for racing and showing off. These cars were not that great, they were hatch back cars like an old Renault clio, a VW Golf, a Ford Focus and fiesta and a couple of others.

The engines were making a lot of noise probably from them revving it because they probably think it adds to the fear factor towards me because they are trying to hunt me down.

Unfortunately one of the cars had already spotted me and the car took off in hot pursuit down the road towards my position.

I took cover by a nearby parked car as the passengers in a ford focus were firing at me from out of their windows and some of them had their upper bodies leaning out of the car to get a better shot at me.

As the car was reaching 40MPH down the road I fired two shots at the driver through his open window. The two bullets hit him in the neck and head and then the driver collapsed on the wheel with his foot still pressed down on the accelerator. The car picked up speed past 60MPH and going even faster. The passengers were panicking and were trying to regain control of the wheel but it was too late to save themselves as the car ploughed into a petrol station and hit a petrol pump machine that ignited the petrol upon impact.

*BOOM!*

I covered my face at the bright explosion that knocked me off balanced and sent me a bit disoriented from the shockwave an the heat that came from the flames.

As soon as I recovered I saw that the petrol station had exploded into a flaming inferno with multiple chain reactions exploding from it. I couldn't tell if there were any innocents inside the petrol stations shop which was in flames from the blast. Hopefully they escaped from the area when these idiots were firing their guns, I really hope so.

Deciding not to stick around I ran into a nearby alleyway when everyone was distracted by the explosion.

"Fuck! Fuck! FUCK! This is bad, I'm either dead or going to prison either way I'm screwed." I said to myself whilst sprinting down the labyrinth of the back alleyways. Until soon I met a dead end and I can't turn back because I could hear them nearby.

"Shit, well here goes nothing" I loaded a fresh clip into the gun and went into cover behind a skip/Dumpster.

As they neared closer I could hear my heartbeat pounding in my chest in anticipation.

"My Familiar that exits somewhere in this vast universe."

I jumped and swung around behind me pointing the gun at certain places where I thought the voice came from. There was nobody here but just me that was about to have a last stand against common street thugs.

"Pentagon of the five elemental power, Heed my summoning... and bring forth...my familiar!"

'Wait a frickin moment that sounded rather famil…. Oh crap what is that?!'

A glowing, two-dimensional, light blue shape had suddenly appeared right behind him and it was there staring at him right in the face.

"What the hell?'" I said bewildered with my mouth open in shock and my eyes widened

And then the portal slowly hovered towards me

'A light bluish green looking portal has just appeared right in front of me. Its official I might be going insane from all of this stress. Why do I get the feeling that I have seen this before like the second episode of… Err what is it doing?'

The portal was now picking up speed until it suddenly flew straight at me.

"Jesus fucking….." I manged to say the first two words until the portal had sucked me into the portal, "CHRIIIIST!" I yelled for what felt like an eternity through what looked like a time stream from that cheesy sci-fi Tv program Doctor who.

The portal suddenly vanished into nothing but air and then 24 street gangsters armed with an array of pistols and revolvers and hunting shotguns whom arrived not long after that only to find an empty alleyway.

"Where is he? I swear down he was right here!" One of them said angrily

"Keep looking around, he's has to be around here somewhere!" said another with the same anger that was all he cared about.

*WOO! WOO! WOO!*

"THIS IS THE POLICE,PUT DOWN YOUR WEAPONS,GET DOWN ON THE GROUND AND HANDS ABOVE YOUR HEAD YOU ARE ALL UNDER ARREST!" A police officer shouted over a microphone that was on a police helicopter.

"AHH FUCK! he led us into a trap!" one of the thugs shouted when they saw a unit of an armed response unit of the metropolitan police force armed with MP5 sub machine guns and G36 assault rifles had blocked off any chance for them to escape.

"Come on you want some of this dickheads!" one of them taunted while firing his hunting shotgun only to miss them and they returned fire and turned into a one sided fire fight that turned bloody for the street gangsters.

(Meanwhile in a parallel universe with our protagonist)

'oh god now I know what that is and where it is likely taking me, I swear to god if I am destined to be with a pink haired little abusive bitch I will…' I was suddenly interrupted by a bright flash and then I felt something like jumping into a lake of burning fire. I then realised that I was teleported to place that looked like a burning wasteland of what looked like a desert but with all the sand melting and turning into glass. I looked around and then I noticed that there were buildings on fire, scratch that a whole town was on fire everything looked like a war-zone, and why is the sky is red.'

'This definitely did not happen in the series whatsoever!' I mentalay shouted in confusion

I then suddenly noticed a plume of black flame quickly dashing through the air towards where I was. I watched the flame dancing through the air coming towards where I was until it dropped to ground 7 metres away from me.

The black flame then materialized into a figure which slowly turned into that of a human being.

The sentient flame that turned into a human figure was staring at him with blood red eyes and black fire licking off of his pitch black skin if you can call it that.

"So… you have finally arrived. I have been waiting for you arrival for quite some time."

"Erm nice to meet you to but this does not appear to be halkeginia, did a nuclear holocaust happen or something?" ryan nervously rubbed the back

"No this is not halkeginia, this is the Nevada dessert in an alternate dimension. But it is falling apart."

"How come?" I said as I was witnessing a scene from an apocalypse as there were cracks in the sky and lighting bolts were pouring out of the cracks and holes and they pounding the area destroying anything in its path with a mighty exlosion and shockwave coming from it. And there were meteorites being pulled down from the sky and slamming into anything that was in its path.

"The improbability drive terminal has been damaged and disengaged itself, and the normality restoration is in now in progress."

"You're going to have to be a bit more specific than that."

"It's the end of the world. Madness has come to an end in this world, destroyed and set aflame. And from the ashes peace will be created once again. That is the cycle of madness there will be peace first then madness will corrupt it and it will not disappear until it is destroyed. The improbability drive is a device that uses that madness to its advantage and uses it to bend and break the confines of reality and can be used for all kinds of things just like what I am now.

"It sounds like you are playing god.

"In a way, I technically am god of this world."

I frowned a bit at that response so I decided to approach this differently.

" I'm sorry but what's your name?" I asked this sentient being.

The being tilted his head. "A name? You mean a name that was given to you at birth by your parents. I do not remember it, I forgot my name a long time ago, I am mostly known by my title as the Auditor. And what do they call you?"

"Ryan Brandt. Don't mind me asking but why am I here?" I asked him

"As I said before, this world is falling apart after the terminal for the improbability drive was damaged by an unfortunate accident that involved a traitor." He reached his hand into his body that phased right through and pulled out a crimson data chip and a processor. "This is the latest improbability portable drive only smaller but it 10X more efficient if not more when it became sentient, you're here because the drive has demanded it to be you out of billions of other life forms in this world and the other worlds humans. I can't do it myself because I currently own a drive and it deemed me incompatible, the other user to the last portable drive became too corrupted and powerful and he later had to be destroyed so he was out of the question."

"So you trust the insight of a computer that it didn't just pick someone at random."

"Without a doubt, I don't question it. Even though I don't know why it picked someone out of all people in existence it has told me to bring you here.

*Sigh*"Ok I'm game, I've been bored for a bloody long time and I simply can't go back. So this better be worth all of the trouble that I have been through for the past half an hour ago.

"So be it." He said while nodding in acceptance just before he burst into flames and flew right behind me and slamming me with a fused crimson fire like tendril with black flames and the processor and data chip with it merging into the nape of my spine.

"….!" It was impossible to scream from the amount of pain I was in where my body locked up from the amount of information that was processing and new data was uploaded into my brain and I could feel my muscles pulsating and hardening while at the same time it felt lighter. Brain cells were either multiplied while the inefficient cells were replaced with an Artificial Nano cells made by the Drive chip. My whole body felt like it was breaking down only to be reconstructed again from the inside making it better.

When the unpleasant ordeal was over I almost collapsed until by instinct I landed on one knee and my left hand on the ground.

"What…..Was that?"

"That was the reformatting process , the data chip and processor kind of like uninstalled your original operating system and replaced it with a new one or more like upgraded it because most people like to cling onto their personality."

"You could've warned me that it was going to be painful, it felt like some poured molten iron down your mouth and incinerate everything on the inside." Ryan glared at him.

"But you survived that was what counts, besides I didn't tell you that because I didn't want any second thoughts during the process."

Ryan just grumbled saying that it would've been appreciated if he had a fair warning to be prepared for it beforehand."

"Enough with your complaining, now how do you feel?"

"Actually the pain just went, In fact I feel much better than before."

"Good, the information on how to use it should be uploaded into your brain and information on how to use my powers should be in there too."

Just before I could say a word to him about those powers to him I felt a tug onto my leg, I looked down and saw that it was the same portal as before and it was really determined to capture me this time.

"Shiza it's back for me again!" he shouted while trying to pull his leg out."

Hm so it seems, I had to intercept you during a familiar summoning ritual out of all things and I'd rather I didn't because I didn't want anything to do with those Idiotic, snobbish and arrogant Nobles and rulers in that Halkeginia place because they are way to serious when it comes to their beloved Messiah Brimir, so much it has blinded them to see the truth of what the whole religious structure has become and…...

" HEY! Enough with the backstory, you saved me from an unfortunate fate from this Summoning ritual to be enslaved for life by an underdeveloped evil pinkette?. So help a dude out and get me out of here, I don't want go through this again!"

"No." he simply said without a care of sympathy.

"Why the fuck not!?" Yan yelled at him

"Because I need you to keep the improbability drive safe away from anyone that will use it against me while I deal with matters on this end that has come to my attention, that portal will take you to place where no one will find you."

"What am I supposed to while I'm over there then!"

"Do what you want to do, there are many things it will allow you to do to preoccupy yourself."

"Gah!" the portal pulled me in even further and I was barely hanging on to the ground with my arms.

The Auditor sighed at the display and walked up to Ryan and kicked his arms forcing to let go.

"You're a prick!" ryan shouted at him through the portal till it closed up.

"I know but you will thank me for this in due time." He smirked.

He heard gunfire coming from the distance that was a building and their were two unidentified enemies that were shooting at and killing his subordinates

"Hn, let's do this then." He ignited into black flames flickered around his body and he took out a crimson halo and places it above his head and summons a Dragon sword and gave it a few practice swings before heading off to battle.

Yet again Ryan was back in that feeling of traveling through a time stream only for him to have a feeling of being cooked for a few seconds and then finally after that it had ended and Ryan noticed that he was somewhere different again.

He could smell something like countryside with fresh grass, except the grass he was standing on was nothing but scorched earth and grass that smelt really strong for his nose. he could not see anything but smoke covering his vision.

Ryan could not help but frown at who the smoke could have come from.

'Any moment now and the smoke will reveal my ungrateful new master. Well this has been an interesting hour of my life. I decided to quit my job only for me to run into and kill common street criminals and blow up a petrol station, I get a power up from a stranger who was on fire but coloured black and now I am stuck here in a very familiar scenario, no pun intended!' Ryan ranted mentally.

Suddenly there was a wild wind that suddenly blew away the smoke to reveal a short statured pink haired little girl. Ryan was almost going to start ranting again when he noticed the figure that was right beside her, it was Saito himself in his usual clueless and confused self. 'Oh thank fuck for that! Hold on Louise was the last person to summon a familiar I am very certain that there was no one that had their turn after her, so who could be my summoned then?"

The smoke lessened even more to reveal a figure, the figure was tall about 5ft 7 and the figure was unmistakably female because it was well developed in certain areas. Then Ryan could see long golden boots and bronze looking skin….. 'Wait, what?!'

"Eh?" I heard her say as I could now see that she was wielding a wand and pointing it to where I was. She had long reddish hair with brownish-gold coloured eyes and I instantly know who she was.

'MY SUMMONER IS KIRCHE!?' my eyes widened in shock.