Disclaimer: Damnit you know I don't own Naruto. Otherwise I wouldn't be writing this, I'd be out spending all that money.

Summary: Every Uchiha has a voo-doo doll, and when Sasuke Uchiha loses his and is found by the blonde idiot known as Naruto Uzumaki, his entire person changes as Naruto forces him to do strange things. Yaoi boyxboy...if you don't like it don't read it! Enjoy!:)

Author's note: I don't have anything to say, I just like putting this, haha!:)

School Time

One bright and cloudy morning, Sasuke Uchiha lied motionless in his bed, groaning as he heard his brother calling his name and barking orders from down the steps.

"Sasuke"! Itachi yelled. "Get up and go to school"! With no responds, Sasuke heard sparse footsteps, which had to mean that his brother was coming to get him and he sighed.

Soon, Itachi bombarded into his room. "Sasuke get up". No response. "You hear me, don't you Sasuke"! Sasuke turned to his side in attempts to ignore him. He dreaded going to school, what's the point; they didn't teach anything he didn't already know, he was the smartest one. Aside from Neji Hyuuga, who may be accounted as a challenge in academics?

Itachi walked over and shook him roughly. "Get up"! Sasuke's eye's shot open and as in reflex swung his arm back and hit his brother in the arm. "Get your lazy ass up Sasuke". He ordered.

Sasuke turned his body towards him, meeting eye to eye with him, and he waved his hand towards the door and closed his eye's again after about three seconds. Itachi smirked and kicked him in his stomach. Sasuke impulsively held his stomach with a groan.

"What do you want"?! Sasuke hollered painfully. Sasuke leered at him. But his cold, hard leer was nothing compared to Itachi's calm, settled stare.

"Get up". Itachi demanded.

"And go where? 'Cause I'm not going to that damned school". Sasuke deadpanned.

"Yes you are". Itachi said, maintaining his settled features.

"No I'm not". Sasuke stated monotone.

"We'll see", and in about three seconds, another set of faint footsteps were heard coming up the stairs. Then a pale man that had the highest resemblance of a shark, barged into the room.

"Itachi", the shark began. "What's taking so long to get that bastard up"? Itachi looked at the man indignantly.

"Calm down Kisame". Itachi admonished. "He's almost up. Aren't you Sasuke"? He looked down at his little brother who rolled his eyes.

"You only want me to go to that damned place because you want to be alone with that thing over there "? Sasuke stated.

"Of course". Itachi dead-panned. "Now get your ass up"!

"No". Sasuke turned to his side.

Itachi sighed.

"Very well little brother". Itachi sauntered over to Sasuke's dresser, opened it and pulled out some sort of doll that looked exactly like the young Uchiha heir.

"Get up Sasuke"! Oblivious to what his brother held, Sasuke didn't respond. Itachi smirked and threw the doll in the air. Sasuke himself jumped in the air, eyes wide as can be, and landed face first against the hard wooden floor.

Sasuke moaned, and weakly used his arms to push himself onto his back as Itachi loomed over him with the mini Uchiha in hand. Kisame looked intrigued and slithered out the room. "Are willing to get up now"? Itachi inquired. Sasuke gave him a cold stare, and again it did nothing.

"Alright bastard, I'm getting up". Sasuke said, aggravated with his brothers presence.

"Good". Itachi said and left the room, the Sasuke doll still at hand. "Now where did Kisame"? Itachi thought aloud, whilst outside the door.

Sasuke sighed.

On the other side of town, the blonde known as Naruto Uzumaki, was ecstatic to go to school this morning. He had already washed up and had his clothes on. Now all he needed was some breakfast and he was going to be on his way.

The blonde enthusiastically ran to the kitchen with a smile on his face. He searched the top cabinets for an instant ramen bowl humming a little tune. He grabbed one of the miso ramen beef bowls, tore off the seal and popped it into the microwave for three minutes.

"Oh! I almost forgot". Naruto thought aloud, and ran back into his room.

He opened the drawer to his nightstand that sat next to his bed, and pulled out a sapphire blue necklace that was just as bright as his eye's. He wrapped it around his neck and hooked both ends together.

"Almost forgot old lady's' necklace".

The buzzer to the microwave went off. He rushed to his breakfast, took it out the microwave, and quickly sat it on the table and blew his hands that were now a darker shade of pink from the piping hot bowl.

Naruto grabbed some chopsticks from off the counter, sat down.

Just when he was about to indulge in his delicious ramen that gave off such a tasty aroma of beef with a slight scent of chicken, there was a knock on the door. Naruto looked at the door, then at his ramen, and heard another knock.

"Argh". Naruto groaned and rose from seat. Sauntering over to the door, he pulled it open. It was Sakura, who greeted him with a friendly smile.

"Good morning Naruto".

"Oh. Hi Sakura". Naruto looked out in the hallway to see if Sasuke were out there. Sakura never went to Naruto's apartment if Sasuke wasn't with her. She'd only come over by herself if she really needed something. Or unless she was checking up on him for an important matter. She'd said something about it being too messy.

"Um...Naruto", Sakura began softly. "Could you do me a favor"? Naruto knew this was coming.

"Yeah, what is it"? Naruto asked, 'bewildered' of some kind.

"I-I mean you...you kind of hang out with Lee...don't you"? She asked and Naruto nodded his head. "So I was wondering, could you like...I mean if you want to, but it would mean a lot to me if you--".

"What is it Sakura"?! Naruto half yelled.

"Could you get me and Lee together"? She blurted the words out and quickly covered her mouth with her hand. Okay, Naruto didn't expect this.

"You mean Lee"? He inquired, puzzled.

Obviously she must be referring to a Lee that lived in a different village he doesn't know about. She slowly nodded her head.

"Lee"? Naruto repeated. Again she gave another slow nod. "Your talk about Rock Lee right"? This made no sense. A few days ago Lee asked if Sakura would go on a date, again, but she turned him down. What made today so special?

Why was she even asking him to do something like this? Lee was going to ask her to go out with him again today like he has every other day. And throughout junior high. What was the point?

"Yes Naruto, our Lee. So are you going to do it or what"? She inquired curiously, and a bit annoyed, intertwined with embarrassment.

Naruto's a good friend, but he can't sound so convincing when it came to things like getting people together. It was a task he could never accomplish no matter how hard he tried. But she had no other choice, besides Ino, but her shouting, well that's another story.

"Yeah, I'll do it", he said unsure of himself, and soon gave her a warm smile. "No problem Sakura, you can count on me".

"Great! Now let's go. I want to get to school early today so you can hurry up and ask him for me". Sakura grabbed him by his wrist and pulled him out his apartment. He grabbed the knob and closed the door.

"Wait, but--".

"No buts Naruto, we have to go to school so you can tell him". She ran down the steps and out the door.

"Yeah but, what about the ramen Sakura". He protested, trying to pull away from her. "It needs to be eaten".

"No...time, for waiting", she said, her words coming out in parts as she pulled him, having a tug-of-war match with his arm. "I'll buy you some ramen...Naruto". She breathed out, striving to haul him along. Naruto stopped his struggles, allowing himself to be dominated by the woman.

"Okay, but I want payment for this to, so ramen for a month, your treat". He chuckled lightly. Sakura stopped all together, the soles of her sandals skidding against the ground.

"A month?! Who do you take me for anyways?! I don't have that kind of money"!!

"Okay, okay, a week". Sakura glared at him.

"Fine". She snarled, and continued to drag him for her own personal pleasure.

Sasuke finally had his clothes on and was ready to go. He was at the front door and about to leave when his brother called him, and he turned around.

"What now"? Sasuke growled and gritted his teeth.

"Here". Itachi presented the miniature version of Sasuke to him. He held on to it the entire time incase Sasuke got a bit defiant.

"You keep it; I don't want to take it to school with me". Sasuke insisted.

"There's no telling what I'd do with it". Itachi insisted nonchalant. Sasuke stopped.

"I could always set it on fire and watch the pretty little flames burn it to ashes, but you'd know what would be the outcome, don't you, Sasuke-"? Sasuke snatched the doll from him.

"Just give me the damn doll". He growled, and stuffed it into the bag slung over his shoulder.

"Sasuke, you should treat it more carefully than that. Our family--".

"Yeah whatever, I know the story already", Sasuke sighed impatiently. "One of our families 'legacies' was these stupid dolls. You say it's a legacy, I say it's a curse". He stated.

He began to walk away, his voice becoming thinner, sauntering off into the distance.

"And the only way to break this 'legacy' for the better is to either become strong enough, or find dumb-ass true love".

"I'd rather go with the first one". He thought dryly, and smirked.

Itachi sighed. "Finally". He breathed. He closed the door, and turned around to see Kisame with his hands behind his back. "Is there a problem"?

"It's nothing". Kisame said as he tried to prevent a large grin from appearing on his face, but failed miserably.

"What is it"? Itachi inquired irritably.

"It's just that, I found this cute little doll in your room", Kisame brought his hands from behind him and showed Itachi a miniature doll of himself, and his eyes broadened in shock.

"Where did you find that"? He inquired flabbergasted.

"In your closet", Kisame said, playing with the dolls hair. "...waaaay in the back", the fish smirked lasciviously as he flicked a lock of its hair one more time before leaving it be.

"Give it to me, now"!! Itachi demanded.

Kisame sauntered over to him.

"Oh I intend to" and another large grin lied across his face. Itachi quickly tried to swipe it from him, but Kisame threw the dolls hands in the air, causing the Uchiha's arms to reach for the sky.

"Damnit Kisame! Give it to me now"! Itachi barked maliciously, but was having absolutely no effect whatsoever.

"Oh you just can't wait anymore can you? You want me to take you now don't you"? Kisame teased playfully.

"That's not what I meant"! Itachi's eye's shifted into a crimson red color as he fought to pull his arms down. "Kisame...", he trailed off.

"So you don't want me to take you", Kisame said, talking to the little doll, and nodding his head, forcing Itachi to do the same. "Oh so you do want me to fuck you senseless"? He nodded the dolls head again as Itachi copied. "Why didn't you just say so then"?

Kisame sat the stuffed Itachi on the coffee table and sauntered over to him, of who was frozen in his position. He picked him up, and threw him on the couch. Itachi was as stiff as a board until Kisame pulled the mini Itachi's arms down which gave the older Uchiha heir the ability to move willingly.

"Kisame--", he began to growl, but was stopped when lurid lips made contact with his own.

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As Sasuke traveled the distance to school, he could have sworn he heard two people moaning from behind him. He felt like throwing up.

'Those two are fucking disgusting. Two guy's together, then they're going to go and do that. How much more disgusting can you get'?

He did not approve of that at all. He was always against gays and lesbians for some odd and apparent reason. In his choice of words, he'd speak of it like: the actually way it's supposed to be is male and female, nothing else. Not two girls and especially not two guys, that's disgusting--much like Itachi. He'd smirk afterwards.

He finally arrived at the school building and sighed.

"Let's hope Naruto isn't here today". He groaned and walked through the gates and into the building.

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I hope you guy's like it so far. It was originally suppose to be made for Lady Barbossa329, darkknight'smagic, and Rohain Tahquil, but then I realize that they really only do hentai. This is still for them, but if they don't want it to be then I'll understand :D

Oh and tell me what you think. Kisame or Itachi seme, 'cause I have no clue as to how I'm going about that relationship, but it would probably turn out as Itachi being the seme.

Review Please!