5 Hour Energy: Anime Style

by Minnesota1

This is what happens when I get bored after a test that is supposed to last for three hours... References include: Death Note, Hetalia, Fruits Basket, Ouran High School Host Club, and Black Butler. This is a spinn off of the 5 hour Energy commercials.

5 Hour Energy: Anime Style

Hello everyone! You guys are probably going 'What the h-e double hockey sticks?' I know I have been gone for over a month and you guys are waiting for the next chapter of When Snow Falls but I should be able to start updating it on a regular basis. This was just something that I wrote after my Honors English final… haha! I hope you guys enjoy!

Disclaimer: I do not own any anime that I reference, 5 Hour Energy, or Captain Morgan.
I strongly believe that 5 Hour Energy should use anime for their next commercial and it should go like this…

Hour 1: Mastuda saves Near from certain death by shooting Light Yagami [I'm a gay (I can guarantee some light fangirl just cussed my out…)] like a dozen times and Ryuk finally decides that it's time to kill Light's sorry rumpus.

Hour 2: Canada is finally able to catch a ball thrown by America and the German brothers get flat out DRUNK.

Hour 3: Toru finds out about the Soma family secret and manages to transform all of the boys in the house.

Hour 4: All of the hosts, except Tamaki of course (and if any of you ask 'what's wrong with Tamaki?' get out of my fanfics… forever… jk kinda),figure out that Haruhi is a girl and she manages to introduce a bunch of Aristocrats to the wonders of instant coffee.

Hour 5: Ciel dresses in drag and gets kidnapped by a blond pedophile (no, not Tamaki).

If you think that was crazy, wait 'till you see the next 5 hours.

Disclaimer: 5 Hour Energy is not responsible if you happen to come across a death note and are stupid enough to use it. Please remember to drink responsibly and designate a driver that is not German, Asian, Italian, or British… Captain's orders. No reports have claimed that consumer has morphed into their Zodiac animal, but if you do quickly find clothes. We are not responsible for consumers' inability to differentiate the sexes while using this product. We are reliable if your child decides to start dressing in drag. Instant coffee and pedophiles not included.

5 Hour Energy creates hours of energy with no crash later, what will you do?