I don't own Glee. There probably a lot of mistakes 'cause I made this in like five minutes and I didn't bother to check it. Don't ask how I know all of this stuff. I don't think what Rachel said are spoilers but some people might.
It was a Saturday and I was getting ready for my date with Rachel, until she came with a big scar running down the side of her face.
"Rach, what the hell happened?" I asked.
"Well Quinn, I was... um... Voldamort came to my house and tried to kill me," Rachel said quickly.
I gave her my best WTF look. "Seriously? That's what you're going with?"
"Fine I... was... helping Josie close up a wormhole."
"What is that from?"
"Black Hole High, you haven't heard if it Quinn?"
"No, and that doesn't even explain what happened to your face."
"I was helping Will fight Phobos,"
"W.I.T.C.H? Rachel your such a geek."
"But I'm your geek."
I shook my head. "Not buying it."
"I was helping Timmy undo his wish."
I raised my eyebrow, "What was the wish?"
"Um... er... you got me there. Spongebob was to of a chicken to try out Sandy's science experiment so I did it for him."
"How did you breath under water?"
"Scuba suit."
"Sure... I'm starting to think you did something to anger me."
"I didn't! I helped Number Four escape from the Mogadorian."
"Yea, right."
Rachel took a deep breath. "Fine I'll tell you. I was jogging and then a evil elf king named Alvar captured me and then we had a sword fight because he wanted to get to you and I end up beating but he cut my cheek and then I rushed home to see that the cut was only a scar then I found out that I'm not human and I was sent to earth to protect you from evil beings but I got amnesia and afterwards I run over here at a one hundred miles per hour and ta-da that is how I got this scar," Rachel rambled.
"I'm just going to go with you saved Number Four."
After our date Rachel and I decided to walk to the park.
"Hey you!" Someone called. I whipped my head around to see some guy with pointed ears and missing a arm glaring at Rachel. "I'll get her someday!"
"Do you want to keep your balls? If you do you will stay away from Quinn!" Suddenly a sword appeared in Rachel's hand. The guy ran away as fast as he can.
Maybe Rachel was telling the truth...
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