DISCLAMER: I do not own any of the character in Kyo Kara Maoh. They belong on ly to their respective owners. Ok?

Rating?: Teen

Summary: Wolfram is tired of not having Yuuri love him so he does something about it. It's a mission.

The Mission: Seduce Yuuri Shibuya.

Chap 1:

Poor Yuuri. He still did not comprehend how clever Wolfram could really be. And Wolfram…was forever forgetting that Yuuri's innocence (and wimpy-ness of course) always ruined his careful planned plans.

Such traits I tell you, make them perfect lovers.

Wolfram decided it was time. Today would be THE day. It was time to seduce Yuuri Shibuya once and for all. With everything he had. He had to seduce the wimp to keep his pride as the Moahs fiancé. I mean, to be the fiancé he had to also be Yuuri's lover right? So that's what he would become as Yuuri would become his. No matter what.

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Wolfram woke up. He had planned this carefully. It was a master plan and Wolfram's mouth curled into a smile as he lay on the large bed beside Yuuri happily imagining how his plan would work out and what the result would be...mhm. Nice mental images.

Yuuri moaned turning in bed "Argh…"

Wolfram in his most seductive voice and pose moved closer to Yuuri and leaned to his ear whispering. "Yuuri…" Only honey would have been sweeter then his voice…

Yuuri, who was still deep in the realms of sleep and oblivious to everything else, just fixed the covers underneath his chin.

Wolfram tried again but, this time his smooth legs almost got tangled up in his stupid nightdress. (Wasn't it for women anyway?)

He began again softly, "Yuuri, I was thinking… that today……"

Just then the door burst open at ferocious speed and in bounded the ever overly- emotional Gunter all happy and joyful. Wolfram's insides burned with red hot anger.

"Maoh!... I have wonderful news!" Gunter practically sang to Yuuri.

Wolfram glared. His precious moment had been ruined. Right now, he hated everything. The world. Gunter, the castle, the mice that were in the castle and even his pink nighty. Especially his pink nighty because it was because of this EVIL and PINK nighty that his legs had gotten tangled and he had not told Yuuri what he wanted to in time.

Everything in the world it seemed was conspiring against him. Evil, evil world.

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Wolfram folded his arms and just glowered at Gunter while Gunter himself was oblivious to the fiery gaze and excitedly tapped the Moahs arm to wake him up. "Maoh, my dear Maoh please wake up. The sun had risen so you should rise with it too…"

Yuuri finally opened his eyes a slight crack and asked sleepily "What's the problem?"

Gunter jumped up and down and his eyes sparkled inhumanly as he told Yuuri the news, "We are going to go on a picnic today by the lake where there is water. All the food has already been prepared. We are only waiting for you and Wolfram to get ready and then we shall leave. It is beautiful there at the picnic site…not as beautiful as you of course." Gunter quickly added staring dreamily at Yuuri.

Yuuri didn't seem to hear the last part of what Gunter had said. Which was probably a good thing.

Yuuri was still half asleep so he just smiled (causing Gunter to melt all over the floor) nodded, and pulled the covers aside. Then he dragged himself out of bed not noticing that he wasn't wearing a shirt (it had been hot last night ((the weather kind of hot...lol))).

Wolfram's eyes followed Yuuri milk chocolate back as he walked away. Wolfram didn't exactly want to look but for some reason he couldn't take his eyes of the smooth back as the manly muscles moved underneath the skin and Yuuri's hair just brushed his broad shoulders that were just so grabable…..Wolfram sighed a little in longing then, all of a sudden he realized he was supposed to be angry so he stood up straight and then looked at Gunter.

Gunter just kept watching until Yuuri's naked back disappeared. His eyes glistened and in his mind he was having a classic "Yuuri-moment"...Also known as a Yu-me-moment.

As Yuuri's form disappeared out the door, Günter's eyes turned to Wolfram and were stopped dead in their tracks.

In Wolfram's eyes resided a burning fire. A raging fire. It was almost as if Gunter could feel the flames of deep hate directed toward him. Wolfram was not feeling very nice right now.

Gunter could be clueless sometimes but he was not dumb. Just like how a small animal would back away from a big animal, Gunter slowly backed out the door. He did not say a word because that might have resulted in fatal consequences. And soon Wolfram could hear a pair of feet running daintily away.

Wolfram was pissed and it showed so he just sat there on the edge of the bed in his ridiculous pink nighty. He was angry that his plan had been foiled. He had planned on not letting Yuuri escape the bed today. And where was Yuuri now?...definitely not on the bed. Wolfram felt like a failure. He wanted Yuuri. On. The. Bed…Now.

Damn it. The world really was conspiring against his love life.

But Wolfram was a believer. He was a winner and not a quitter and he would get his way today. In the end he would most definitely win. He decided that he would carry out his plan. It would just have to be a little modified and what he didn't know he would just make up on the way. He would hurdle over all the obstacles the God of ruined-love-lives was throwing at him. Just like he did with Gwedals stuffed animals. Hurdle over then that is.

All would be good. He would see to that. But now the big question.

What would be the best thing to wear to impress Yuuri? He didn't want to show tooooo much skin but too little was not enough and and…argh. He was thinking like girl! He didn't want to think like a girl. He wasn't a girl. Wait. That's it. Right now Yuuri was probably in the bath.

Hmm…The bath. Now that was a good place. Nice steamy place with water and little clothing and solitary. Wolfram thought that was a perfect place. Quickly, Wolfram's crafty-like mind came up with THE plan. He would call this: Attempt # 2: Mission Seduce Yuuri Shibuya.

And this time, he would succeed.

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