Pjo/homestuck (yay... Oocness! -_-)
Your name is Piper Mclean
today was a normal day, for a demigod that is, until some weird assed multicolored light swallowed you,Jason, and Leo after breakfast. Ow!
? Pov
So I was sitting there on lohac, eating a delicious piece of red chalk, when these strange smelling humans showed up, I sniffed they smelled weird. " TH3 FUCK?" I said as they started to get up.
Piper's pov
I heard ? I opened my eyes to see a monster, nothing like I had ever seen! It seemed to be sniffing us "TH3 FUCK?" I heard it say, its voice raspy, it looked like a girl, Jason and Leo started to get up, I drew my dagger. The monster sniffed and looked surprised. "WOW, NOT M4NY P3OPLE 4TT3MPT TO 4TT4CK TH3 BL1ND JUST1C3! :/ YOU GOT GUTS TO 4TT4CK ON3 OF TH3 CR34TORS OF YOUR UN1V3RS3! G33Z G1RL PUT TH3 KN1F3 4W4Y! 1M NOT GONN4 HURT 4 M34SLY HUM4N! H4 H4 H4 H4 H4 H4!" she laughed. What? Creators of our universe? "what are you?" i asked. "YOUR3 T3LL1NG M3 YOUV3 N3V3R S33N 4 TROLL B3FOR3? S1R1OSLY?" she got a weird look on her face. "why isn't this 'troll' attacking?" I heard Jason say. The"troll" sniffed and then looked away "H3Y D4V3. TH3R3 4R3 SOM3 W31RD 4SS3D HUM4NS H3R3. 1 TH1NK TH3Y M1GHT B3 FROM 4 DOOM3D T1M3L1N3. TH3Y DON'T 3V3N KNOW WH4T 4 TROLL 1S! :C"(Okay, I can't do the quirk any more... My eyes are tired.)
~~~~~~~Dave pov~~~~~~~~
So, tz called and said that some weird assed humans showed up, huh, I got kinda worried when she said that they might be from a doomed timeline cuz they didn't recognize her, but, come on, we can't go back to before the game anymore, so how come these guys can?anyways, I was about to go meet her there.
-|time skip cuz I'm lazy|-
I got there and saw a kid with fire in his hands, literally, and an only slightly surprised terezi, two other kids were there, one with a dagger, the other with a sword. I quickly stood between them. The kids were really confused, I don't blame em if I woke up to a troll after not seeing one before I would be alarmed "wow, calm the fuck down, geez people."