Prompt
Iron Mouse hallucinates ringing phones everywhere.
Disclaimer
Bishoujo Senshi Sailormoon is property of Takeuchi Naoko, Kodansha, and Toei Animation. The song belongs to Raffi and Michael Creber.
A prompt fill for the Pass the Crack! challenge during Battle IX birthday festivities at SML.
Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring!
Sailor Iron Mouse slowly lifted her lids. She had sealed every door, every window in the place with duct tape. There was no way it could get in.
Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring!
Her heart thudded. She snapped on the light, wincing at the assault on her retinas. She was alone, in her apartment, in a quiet part of town, where everyone had gone to bed hours earlier. She waited another minute. Her eyes darted around, inspecting all the shadowy nooks and crannies of her room. Silence. Iron Mouse sighed in relief and turned out the light.
Bananaphone!
She bolted straight up in her bed.
It wasn't coming from outside. It was in her apartment!
Ding dong ding dong ding dong ding! Bananaphone!
Iron Mouse tore off her covers, nearly ripped the bedroom door from its hinges, and desperately searched the place for the source of her torment.
They grow in bunches! I've got my hunches! It's the best - beats the rest!
No use. It was actually louder out here. Back in her bedroom, she slammed the door and resealed the cracks.
That seemed to do it. She cautiously crawled back into bed, pulled the blanket up to her chin, and shakily reached up to kill the light again.
Cellular - modular - interactive - odular!
She ripped out chunks of her hair, screamed. Someone pounded on her wall.
Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring! Bananaphone!
Galaxia sat on her throne, her iPhone next to a stereo. Each time her subordinate wailed on the other end of the line, the Golden Senshi started the track over.
Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring!
Aluminum Seiren approached the throne and cocked her head.
"Are you drunk dialing Iron Mouse again?"