Disclaimer: I do not own any of the rights to the Destroy All Humans and/ Or Red Dead Redemption franchises or any of their material. I was out for a walk one day and the whole idea just came to me from out of nowhere. I've always enjoyed the whole 'Cowboys VS Aliens' concept and thought this would be the perfect cross over. I've tried to keep it as accurate to the RDR storyline as possible except in an AU rather than the actual storyline of the first game. I hope you all enjoy the read and I pray this disclaimer is enough not to get me sued XD. P.S: I'm new to Fan Fiction and this is my first entry.
Prologue
Long before Cryptosporidium 137 was sent down to Earth by Furon scientist and Invasion mastermind Orthpox 13 to recover downed clone Crypto 136 and Destroy All Humans the Furons had a prior encounter with Planet Earth and the Human Race. After the Furons war with the Martians the remaining survivors from the clone army were charged with being sent out to all the surrounding systems outside of their jurisdiction in search of a suitable planet in which to confide in case of a second attack by the Blisk armies on the Furon home world.
Leading the mission to find a suitable and sustainable new world was Orthpox 11. He was scanning all nearby systems for such a planet in which their race would go on to survive. He managed to find an ideal world populated by beings in which the Furons could seed their DNA to preserve and ensure the immortality of their race through genetics. Orthpox sent his newest clone cryptosporidium 135 to go ready a saucer to investigate the planet and report any finding of potential threats that may or may not jeopardise the entire mission.
After preparing the Saucer for its descent Crypto 135 had just one question 'What is the name of this primitive planet'? Pox answered in frustration 'Your destination, is Planet Earth'.