Well… I wanted to start something new so yaaaa… this contains yaoi. I do not know if I will do future lemon. And that's just about it. Also the idea is not entirely mine; I got a bit from antithesis a marthxike. There will be characters from ssbb and ssbm nothing that belongs to me. Yes, I know Marth is only speaking Chinese, I don't know enough Japanese so deal with it.

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Roy hated royals. That pretty much explains everything. He hated them because kings never cared about other people, queens only thought about beauty, princesses were spoiled brats, but most of all he hated princes. They asked and got everything they wanted. They were insensitive and couldn't care if the village was burning down to smithereens. Probably one of the reasons why he hated them so much is because of something he witnessed a long time ago once when he was nine he hid behind a suit of armor and watched the prince behead Elion, an old man who had cared for Roy ever since he was a baby. Roy felt rage boil inside of him. Later on he became the General of the Army at a young age, not because he wanted to serve the king, but because he found it to soothe his anger practicing sword fighting.

This was what would become trouble when he was picked to be live in the Smash Mansion. When he was checking his mail one day he got a letter which was neatly typed with the following:

Hello Roy, you have been chosen to live in the Smash Mansion. If you can be here please write back. The smash mansion is a host exclusive group of people who do matches for entertainment of others. Your transportation and everything are already paid for so you do not need to worry about anything. Hope that you will come.

Master hand

Roy thought about it. They had just signed a ten year peace treaty with all the bordering countries so he would probably be dismissed, and there was no one there that would really miss him, or realize he was gone. At the mansion there'll be loads of people to talk to and be friends with, there'll be fun matches and he'll be able to improve his sword fighting. Choice made.

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Two weeks later he was dropped off in front of a humongous mansion. There was a just as big garden and enormous swimming pool too. One or two miles down the road were a mall and diner. This was near paradise to Roy, or so he thought. When he entered the mansion he could see two princesses conversing. Oh great he thought I'll have to avoid them. He signed in at the front desk where there was a wireframe chewing gum (which was mildly disgusting considering that she was see-through) and playing solitaire on her computer.

"Um hi, my name is Roy."

She looked up nodded and searched through an enormous pile of papers of papers, finally succeeding to produce a card key, a pamphlet, and a sheet of paper.

"Thanks."

Roy walked to a nearby table set his stuff down, and scanned the pamphlet. There will be welcoming party tomorrow at noon, not responsible for injuries outside of matches, curfew at midnight ends at five, and other crap. OK got it. Picking up the other sheet he studied that.

Your Room Number: 14

Room Partner: Not Known

Your Match: October 14 Opponent: Luigi

Other Matches happening in this week:

October 13 Kirby Jjigglypuff

Events: Welcoming party October 7

Learn English October 7

Tour October 6

Please do not go to your room until noon

Thank you and have a nice day.

Okay, he thought, now what? He looked over at a clock 11:00. He'd have an hour to dawdle around. There was a tour forming at the side and he didn't have anything to do. Why not?

He picked up his bag and hurried over. The tour was led by a shy guy who spoke through a bull horn. "Tour starts in 5 min."

Roy looked around; there was a pink puff ball, green clad dude with a funny hat, two brothers wearing red and green, and an extremely attractive blue haired girl (lol). He decided that it might be a good idea to try to make a friend there so deciding the blue haired girl was the best he went up to her and said "hi"

"Eh?" she said.

Roy repeated what he said.

"我不知道你在说什么, 对不起."

Roy question marked. What the heck was he saying? As if to read his mind the other, very shakily and stuttering said.

"Oh! I-I-I'm s-s-sorry, I-I don't talk good E-E-English."

Oh, that explains it thought Roy.

"Sorry, do you know what I'm saying right now?"

The blue haired 'girl' nodded.

"Ok, what's your name?"

"Marth."

"Weird name," thought Roy, "but must be common where she comes from."

"My name's Roy."

"Tour is starting, tour starting." Barked the shy guy in a heavy squirrel accent that Roy even had a hard time understanding and he flew on.

Marth looked a Roy questionably.

"Just follow that guy in red."

Marth nodded and smiled. "Thank you, ummm is it ok if you help me around here?"

"Sure, no problem at all."

"Thanks."

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Ok that's all for chapter one. Even though I'm only in middle school I still got a ton of work to do. PLUS Chinese. T.T I hate it. This took me 3 days. I can see it being ignored… oh, and happy early Halloween!