I really hope I got this right u This is kinda my first fancfic!
It was bright. Bright and warm. You, laying on the hill belly up, yawned and scratched your scalp, wanting the ticklish feeling of the long grass to stop bothering you. A little breeze picks up, making the big tree next to you shift. 'Today is a nice day, I want to stay like this forever!' Suddenly, a shadow blocked your source of warmth. Feeling the chill from the breeze and loss of sun, you slowly open your eyes, blinking a few times to get adjusted to who was blocking your view; it was none other than one of your best friend, Gamzee Makara.
"WaZzUp MoThErFuCkEr?" He whispered, waving his hand for a minute before resting it down on the other side of John's head. "Hi Gamzee!" He said loudly, waving back. The said clown boy reached his hand down to John's stomach, ghosting his fingers on the relaxed muscles. Tensing at the touch, John started to suppress his giggles, failing to do so. Hearing all the noise, Karkat yawned and rubbed his eyes, looking at the direction in which the laughs were coming from. Seeing the current picture, he stormed over there. Yanking away Gamzee's hand from the fleshy pink boy, He growled in the back of his throat. Glaring daggers at the clown man, he spat at him. "WHAT THE FUCK GAMZEE YOUR OBVIOUSLY TOO CLOSE TO JOHN" "NaW WaY MaN I WaS JuSt GiViN HiMThE FeElInG On OnE Of LiFe'S MiRaClEs KaRbRo! No NeEd To MoThErFuCkInG ThRoW A FuLl BoTtLe Of FaYgO AbOuT It." He smiled his usual lazy smile. "YoUr EvEn ClOsEr To HiM ThAn I WaS MoThErFuCkEr!" Spreading his grin wider, giving him a deadly look. Karkat realized that it was true, he was currently squeezing John against him as tight as he could. Seeing Gamzee's point, he let go of him, blushing profusely and grumbling curses under his breath. John just whimpered at the loss of warmth and his friend. "guys lets come lay down with me! Let's enjoy the day, we never really do anything together!" He yawned and pulled both trolls beside him, each one resting on the opposite sides. John loved the feeling of being between them, they gave him a sense of protection and warmth. 'Today is a really nice day..' he thought, before drifting off to sleep.
Gamzee propped his head up with his elbow and stared hungrily at the human. 'that cute look on your face isn't gonna save you, my dear fleshy friend' he thought, reaching over to john's hand. He held it for a while, almost falling to sleep when he heard a purr resonating from the other side of his beloved crush. Karkat was cuddling next to John, he adjusted the boy's hand so that he was using the heir's arm as a pillow. Gamzee, bothered by this growled, a deep dangerous growl. Karkat just stuck his tongue out at him, knowing he had won this time.'Keep your clown ass away from him, fuckass' .
After about an hour, John woke up to a pair of trolls sleeping closely on each side of him. He rubbed his eyes, not noticing the drool on the side of his mouth. Gamzee awoke to the loss of warmth next to him. Seeing that John was searching for his glasses, he found them and held em up to his eyes. "HoW ThE MoThErFuCkInG WaY Do YoU UsE ThEsE ThInGs?" He groaned, confused at the blurry vision the glasses provided him. "No Gamzee, I need those to see.." John giggled and smiled his toothy grin, trying to get them out of the clown's hands. Failing, he toppled over onto the troll, immediately saying sorry to him. As the human tried to pull back off of him, Gamzee kept hold of John's elbows, flipping over their positions. John felt uncomfortable as the clown boy lowered his head to his slowly. "Umm..Gamzee?" John said, sweat beads forming on his forhead. Gamzee just ignored him and pushed his lips gently onto the others, possibly smudging his dark face paint. John tried to push him away, a confused look in his eyes. Scared, he tried pushing Gamzee away again, even if his human strength will never compare to the trolls. To stop him from resisting, the clown held john's wrist above his head with one hand, careful not to bruise them. Letting his lips go for air, John piped up.
"W-what the hell Gamzee?! I'm not a homosexual remember?" John stuttered, his face red with confused emotions. "Shh- you wouldn't want to wake the little motherfucker up would you?" he whispered in to his ear, licking the lobe ever so lightly. John squeaked and shut his eyes, trying to struggle against troll's sexual harassment. Gamzee dove down for another lip tingling kiss, this time with more force. Licking the bottom of john's lips, he asked for permission to enter past his swollen mouth. John just looked up at him with a confused look, his eyes asking him what to do. Seeing this, the clown demonstrated what he ment by opening his mouth in the kiss, against john's closed ones. John's face just turned another shade of red, understanding what he ment. Gamzee chuckled at him and his amount of knowledge in the activity. The boy hesitated, looking Gamzee in the eyes with a pleading look. A pleading look to stop this from going any further; but the look the troll returned was full of gentle love and want. John understood the need that Gamzee had and slowly opened his slightly quivering clown pushed his tongue into the human's cavern. Probing his tongue, Gamzee smirked against his kiss as John slowly fought back, blushing at the feeling. 'It feels weird to do this..we're friends after all. It's so slick and slimy feeling, kissing with tongue!'
The two pulled back for air, breathing in as much as they could. John had tears in the corner of his eyes, his face looked like it burning and he had dark clown make up on his used lips. "Gamzee please.." John pleaded, wanting this to be over. Gamzee just ignored him and stuck his hand over john's stomach, hiking his shirt up past his perk pink nipples.
"WHAT IN THE FUCKS ARE YOU TWO DOING, OH MY GOG WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK"
John's head turned to the right as a once sleeping troll was fuming.
'Karkat help!" John pleaded, tears threatening to spill from his eyes. Too late, it rolled right off his cheek, leaving a wet trail. Gamzee's heart has melted. The pink boy's flushed red face, pleading eyes, swollen lips smeared with face paint, his hiked up shirt, and tears made him irresistible. Karkat on the other hand was also trying to sustain his fierce look, trying to keep in the urge to pounce the human right there.
"HoLy MoThErFuCk, ThAt WaS MoThErFuKiN AdOrAbLe." Gamzee mumbled to himself. He glared at Karkat for interrupting them. "DON'T YOU EVEN GIVE ME THAT LOOK YOU FUCKASS WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU THINKING, WAIT DON'T ANSWER. YOU PROBABLY WEREN'T THINKING, DUMBASS CLOWN. I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU IF YOU DON'T STEP AWAY FROM EGBERT." "WhAt If I DoN't, MoThErFuCkEr?" Gamzee smiled lazily, his tongue resting on his lips. Karkat wanted to murder him right then and there, no matter if he was his moirail or whatever the fuck he was. The clown felt John struggle under his grip. Worrying that he'll hurt his wrists, he let go of them.
"augh! Thanks Gamzee.." John muttered, rubbing his wrists. Karkat rushed to his side as he grabbed the boy's glasses from off the ground and put them back on his face gently. He smiled one of his toothy grins at Karkat, saying thanks. "Shut the fuck up, fuckass.." He replied, looking away. A faint blush coated his cheeks.