A/N:
I don't own anything.
Okay, so this is just something random I wrote up when I was bored. It's a short crackfic meant only for those night/days that you have nothing better to do. Please no flames. Keep in mind that this is a completely random fic, but a fanfic all the same. Enjoy!
Z Zack, G Genesis, A Angeal, C Cloud
Zack versus Genesis
Z: hey r u there?
A: no...
Z: -.-
A: i mean i've gotta go soon
Z: don't go. i'm bored.
A: go on a misson
Z: i've done them all
A: Genesis is online. talk to him.
Z: he hates me...
A: ... what makes you say that?
Z: don't tell me you haven't noticed.
A: i haven't noticed
Z: he's an asshole
A: ...so? he's an ass to everyone
Z: more to me
A: brb
Z: where are you going?
(silence)
Z: hello? r u still there?
G: you're a coward.
Z: hey! how did you get into this convo?
A: i invited him
Z: traitor...
G: can't say it to my face?
Z: ...Angeal... i hate you
A: you'll thank me later
Z: no i won't. i'll be dead later.
A: genesis won't hurt you
G: are you sure about that?
A: genesis stop taunting him
G: puppy
Z: shut up!
G: Zack the Puppy
A: genesis... you're last warning.
G: how can you say that? this is a virtual world.
A: my dorm is next to yours...
G: ...okay i get it
Z: do it Angeal!
A: zack, this doesn't concern you
Z: -.-
G: yeah, puppy stay out of man's talk
Z: men don't wear earings
G: ...
A: i used to...
Z: damnit, angeal! you're supposed to be on my side!
A: there are no sides
G: says who?
A: genesis, shut up
Z: yeah, genesis, shut up
G: i know where you live.
Z: that's creepy, man
G: it's true
A: ...i have to go soon
G and Z: NO!
A: i have to
Z: i don't want to talk to him
G: i'll lock your door from the outside
A: i'll kick it down
Z: you invited him, at least take him with you!
G: you can always just sign off
Z: ... i don't want to
G: you have problems
Z: at least i'm not obsessive over poetry
A: zack...
G: shut up!
Z: loveless freak!
G: shut up!
A: zack...
Z: what?
A: if anything happens to you while i'm gone...
Z: O.O
A: it wasn't my fault
Z: wtf!
G: lol good one
A: have fun boys
Z: angeal wait!
(Angeal signs offline)
Z: no!!
G: hehe, just you and me now
Z: O.O
G: so, why don't we talk about what you meant by calling me an asshole?
Z: i...i didn't say that
G: (copy/paste) Z: he's an asshole
Z: i didn't mean you
G: ...right
Z: ...
G: that hurt
Z: ...i'm sorry
G: no you're not
Z: actually i'm scared shitless
G: that's better
Z: are you seriously hurt over that?
G: no
Z: wuss
G: i said no
Z: awwww
G: again... i know where your dorm is
Z: what? r u gonna paint a penus on my door or something oooo
G: it's 'penis' and no, i'm not
Z: w/e
G: there's no point to this conversation
Z: are you ditching me too?
G: i thought you wanted me to
Z: ...i do
G: then what r u complaining about?
Z: ...
G: what is with you and angeal? You're both indecisive.
Z: no I'm not!
G: -.-
Z: I'm not…really
G: …that's it, I'm leaving
Z: wait!
G: what??
Z: I need someone to entertain me
G: go bother lazard then
Z: …no
G: I could always invite Sephiroth into this conversation
Z: O.O please don't
G: …you are a wuss
Z: …who wouldn't be? it's SEPHIROTH
G: I'm not
Z: oh yeah I heard he kicked your ass in training yesterday
G: he did not
Z: he did so. Angeal told me
G: …
Z: lol the truth comes out
G: I didn't say anything, pup
Z: you didn't deny it, dumbapple
G: that's lame
Z: w/e don't change the subject
C: yeah, sorry but zack's right. Sephiroth did kick your ass
G: where did you come from?
Z: I invited him.
C: so…genesis, I've never actually met you in person
G: …
Z: hey cloud?
C: what?
Z: aren't you supposed to be on my side?
C: just a second…and so I was wondering if I could have your autograph sometime?
Z: O.O ur joking me right?
G: only if you tell your puppy to shut up and let me sign off
C: zack…
G: that's right
Z: no!! cloud, what r u doing!?
C: shut up and let genesis go
Z: but…but…
G: good boy
Z: -.-
C: sorry zack
Z: leave…now…
(cloud signed off)
Z: I wasn't actually serious…w/e
G: lmao
Z: hey shut up!
G: LMAO
Z: you're an ass
G: so I'm told
A: did you have fun?
Z: angeal! You're back!
A: no no…I'm not…-.-
G: can I go now?
A: thanks for babysitting my pupil, genesis
Z: BABYSITTING??
G: …it was hell
Z: ANGEAL WHAT DID YOU MEAN BY THAT??
A: yeah, he can get a little out of hand at times
Z: O.O
G: that is why I don't mentor
A: among other reasons?
Z: he finds himself attracted to the young boys OH BURN!
G and A: -.-
Z: I thought it was funny
G: actually I hate kids
Z: I'm sixteen!
G: you're a kid to me
Z: oh, sorry, old fart
A: genesis doesn't have the patience, zack
Z: so?
G: …can I go now?...please??
A: yeah I'm not stopping you
Z: wait!
G: WHAT!!
Z: I just have one more question for you?
G: get on with it
Z: where did you get your jacket? It really brings out your eyes…
(Genesis signed off)
A: good one, zack
Z: it was an honest question
A: he's going to hurt you now
Z: what do you mean? My door is locked
A: I thought I'd wait to tell you this…
Z: …what?
A: genesis is going to be training you tomorrow cuz I've got something to do
Z: O.O
A: …I'm sorry
Z: how could you do this to me??
A: lol have fun!
Z: wait!
(Angeal signed off)
Z: …shit…
A/N: I hope that made your day a little more exciting.