Okay guys... I made this story out of COMPLEATE fun. I do not mean to offend ANYONE, but if i do, this is probably the one story i will accept flames for. I was watching TV today and i saw the comercial Tai saw, and I just got this idea from it. If you guys like it, I will continue. And one one last thing before the formal disclamer: The 3 story descriptions I used, I made off the top of my head, if it sounds like a story you have or have read, i apologize, and I swear it was coincidence. AND, if you like the idea of any of those 3, feel free to take it as a plot bunny and use it as you will.

DISCLAMER: I dont own Digimon, Fullmetal Alch, Naruto, Or Hikaru No Go! Or.. Fanfiction . Net... should i add that in there??

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After school one day, four male digidestend were gathered at one house. Tai was watching TV with his boyfriend Matt, While boyfriends Izzy and Joe were surfing the net. Tai was half paying attention to the commercials when he saw an add for a medicine to help stop Herpes outbreaks. Tai was just about to say something, when he saw in small letters at the bottom of the screen, "Only proven in Heterosexual couples." Tai went off.

"You see that guys? There saying were not good enough for their product!"

Matt looked at Tai nervously.

"NOT THAT I NEED IT..." Tai continued. Matt sighed in relief.

"It just ticks me off that they are still treating us like this!"

"Or," Joe said suddenly, "Maybe it just HASENT been proven?"

"Ha. Okay Doctor, i thought you were on our side here?"

Joe shook his head. "If that is what it is, then thats one thing, but we DONT know! Anyway I have to be going."

Joe gave Izzy a kiss goodbye and left for class.

Suddenly Matt got an idea.

"What we should do... Is make a medicine thats ONLY FOR homosexual couples!"

Tai laughed. "That would be cool. We would be rich! Any ideas Izzy?"

Izzy looked up from the computer. "Actually... come look at the screen."

Izzy was on a web site called Fanfiction . Net.

"Oh ive been here!" Tai said.

Izzy laughed. "You? READ?!"

Tai smaked him playfully.

"Seriously what does this have to do with anything?"

"Well, just look for yourself! Here lets go into the 'Naruto' section."

And there, first story on the list had the following description:

"After years of living together, Naruto desides to have Sasuke's baby... but is he ready to be a mother?"

Tai's jaw dropped.

"WHAT THE FUCK?!"

Izzy giggled and then nodded. "I agree. Somehow people seem to think men can become pregnant. Here, Lets go into the 'Fullmetal' section."

And there first on the list was this:

"Roy tells Ed he has a way to get Al's body back, but to do it, Ed must first agree to carry Roy's child."

Tai was on the floor with disbelief

"Are you kidding me?!"

Izzy shook his head. "And now lets go to the 'Hikaru No Go' section."

And there at the top of the page was this:

"It all comes down to this. Akira and Toya are going to have a baby. But which one? The ultimate Go battle, and the loser carries the baby!"

Tai was so disgusted he thought he was going to puke. Matt wasn't far behind.

"And now we..." Matt cut him off.

"NOW NOTHING! Just tell us your plan!"

Izzy nodded.

"Okay... What if we got sugar pills, and said they were birth control for male homosexual's?"

Tai and Matt blinked.

"Uh.. we can't have kids!"

Izzy pointed to the site where he saw it was now in Yu Yu Hakusho. He dident even want to know the deal Yusuke had to make with Koenma...

"Apparently," Izzy said, "There are a lot of people who think they can. And if their dumb enough to believe that, why not make a few bucks off it?"

Tai Jumped up in the air.

"IT'S GENIOUS! LETS DO IT!"

"Okay, we will talk to Joe when he gets home!"

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Okay, tell me what you think. If it sucks, I'm done. Its up to you.

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